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Hootie · 03:50 AM

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**RNR** · 04-07-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Pretty much, however something tells me he's now going to tell us about the fine ass he pulls.

Yeah most likely

SBK · 04-07-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

You can't honor a woman who won't honor herself.

That's almost as dumb as what Hootie has been posting.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Then you you have friends that have no self respect for themselves whatsoever...just the same as the other girls you speak of.

You are obviously targeting these types because it's easy for you to "get over" on them, do you also bang fat chicks with low self esteem because it's easy? And then afterwards make fun of them?

The largest girl I've ever had sex with couldn't have weighed anymore than 150 lbs. or so...

I won't like, the girl I dated in high school was really popular with her friends and hot, so her slutty friends had no problem hooking up with me after we broke up years down the road.

Girls are more into status than anything else.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 04:12 PM

Why do all of Hooties post revolve around being drunk?

Being an alcoholic is not cool either.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Hootie is pretty much a personification of every stereotype that older generations hate about our generation.

I think we all know a person like him I do..and 99% of the time he makes me wanna strangle him.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Pretty much, however something tells me he's now going to tell us about the fine ass he pulls.

My roommate Andy, the dude that gets the plate smashed over his head in those videos I posted, gets any girl he wants no matter what. That's not a lie.

A lot of my girlfriends are those I used to work with, because my friend Steve and I used to play off of each other really well at work and everyone thought we were funny and that's one way to get girls.

**RNR** · 04-07-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

The largest girl I've ever had sex with couldn't have weighed anymore than 150 lbs. or so...

I won't like, the girl I dated in high school was really popular with her friends and hot, so her slutty friends had no problem hooking up with me after we broke up years down the road.

Girls are more into status than anything else.

A drunken shit for brains rates as status? Yep fat chicks like I thought.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 04:16 PM

Obviously if you smash plates over your head you can get any chick you want...

Do you guys target the reerun demo?

unothadeal · 04-07-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Anyways

Anyways

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Anyways

Anyways,

Anyways,

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'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-07-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

God

I'd hate to be the father of any girl I see out at a bar...

............
So, basically, I'm awesome...and mind games rule. And girls with boyfriends don't really care about their boyfriends apparently.

After running this through the Internet Douchebag Translator it spits out a result:

Hootie drank two bottles of Boone's Farm, puked on a 200 pounder, went home to jerk off, and fell asleep on a pile of Double Cheeseburger wrappers after being unable to finish while using the scrapings of a Jergen's bottle and his own tears as lube.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Hootie is pretty much a personification of every stereotype that older generations hate about our generation.

Really? I drink a lot with my friends, have sex with girls, and funny stories are usually the end result.

I feel bad for anyone that hasn't had a period of their lives dedicated to that.

I mean, cool if you want to find a girl and get married when you're 20...I'm simply in no rush to grow up. Talk to me when I'm 35.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 04:19 PM

You're taking it to a ridiculously stupid level if what you're saying is true...there's having fun and there's being a total douchebag because you think it's funny.

SBK · 04-07-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

After running this through the Internet Douchebag Translator it spits out a result:

Hootie drank two bottles of Boone's Farm, puked on a 200 pounder, went home to jerk off, and fell asleep on a pile of Double Cheeseburger wrappers after being unable to finish while using the scrapings of a Jergen's bottle and his own tears as lube.

I have to spread rep around before I can give it to you again.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Obviously if you smash plates over your head you can get any chick you want...

Do you guys target the reerun demo?

Haha.

When you're really drunk, stuff like that is funny. It's not the fact he was smashing plates over his head, it's the fact he was down to his boxers wearing boxing gloves and the entire apartment complex was witnessing it.

If you've seen some of the girls he's hooked up with in the last 6 months, as close to perfect 10's as you can get. His girlfriend is amazing, 27, and has two degrees.

Of course he's 24 and still has a semester to go for his bachelors, but that's not the point.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-07-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Really? I drink a lot with my friends, have sex with girls, and funny stories are usually the end result.

I feel bad for anyone that hasn't had a period of their lives dedicated to that.

I mean, cool if you want to find a girl and get married when you're 20...I'm simply in no rush to grow up. Talk to me when I'm 35.

I have endless funny stories of stupid drunk shit with friends. There are numerous great stories, many of which involve bizarre and hilarious hookups.

I do not post those hoping for acceptance. I don't need or crave it. I'm sorry that the fracture of your 360 has caused you to so vociferously seek out some kind of acceptance since you can't currently get it in Team Doubles.

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04-07-2009, 04:12 PM	#229
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04-07-2009, 04:16 PM	#233
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04-07-2009, 04:19 PM	#237
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-512950	You're taking it to a ridiculously stupid level if what you're saying is true...there's having fun and there's being a total douchebag because you think it's funny.
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