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Old 04-02-2009, 07:29 AM  
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So I set out for one goal last night...
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:03 PM   #286
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I can't get into facebook. Any chance someone could post the pics?
First off, they are thumbnail pictures of random friends of mine...you could google image search the name 'Amy' and get the same satisfaction.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:03 PM   #287
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Where in the blue hell is Normal, I know a girl from Illinois.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #288
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you could google image search the name 'Amy' and get the same satisfaction.
I can satisfy myself anytime I want. I want YOU to do it this time.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #289
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Where in the blue hell is Normal, I know a girl from Illinois.
Right in the middle of BFE. IIRC, it's off of I-74.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:07 PM   #290
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Where in the blue hell is Normal, I know a girl from Illinois.
2 hours south of Chicago.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:07 PM   #291
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Where in the blue hell is Normal, I know a girl from Illinois.
Illinois State = Normal, IL

Approximately halfway between Joliet and Springfield off of I-55
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:09 PM   #292
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Right in the middle of BFE. IIRC, it's off of I-74.
Yeah, pretty much.

A bunch of the main interstates intersect in Bloomington, Normal.
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Ah I know a chick from Effingham which I still think is the most hilariously named place.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:10 PM   #294
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I can't believe I read the entire OP. I trust people on here gave you shit, but I'm thinking you're now the king to most.
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:12 PM   #296
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Ah I know a chick from Effingham which I still think is the most hilariously named place.
There is a Gays, IL...

It would be weird if a bunch of Gays moved to Effingham...
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:33 PM   #297
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God

I'd hate to be the father of any girl I see out at a bar...

If you don't think the majority of these girls are slutting it up, you're on crack rock.

Different times...girls were always taught having a lot of sex was slutty...now with all the liberating of these bitches, they are starting to strut their stuff just like the dudes...

Case in point...

Friday night I was hanging out at a party with a girl I dated a while back...she is back with her ex, but we're still really good friends...anyways, kind of a lame party, I'm on the porch with my ex and she's waiting for her two hot friends that she wants me to meet...they turn out to be ok.

Anyways, I'm pretty drunk so I'm in Rich mode, which means girls are either really going to like my sarcastic attitude, or resent me right away...the girl I'm with falls in the first category, which helps because she laughs when I'm in Rich mode so the two new girls kind of follow suit because I'm pretty sure they are both reeruned...

Anyways, we venture from this girls party after the keg dries up and the weak as jello shots are gone...and go to my regular bar...both of these girls are 19 and 20...meaning they can't get in the bar unless I get them in...

So since my roommate is working the door, this is really not an obstacle.

+1 for me.

So since my other roommate is bartending, there is no way I'm paying for any drinks...meaning I can get everyone drinks and shots all night and act like I'm badass even though I have about $19 to my name...

+3 for me.

Then, there are about 15 girls that are there that I talk to on a consistent basis...so when these new girls see me flirting with them, they are like "whoa, this guy must be pretty cool!" This is not the case...however...

+19 for me.

So it's about 1:30 AM and I am pretty drunk, and one of the new girls (the lesser attractive one) is begging me to go back to her place for 'after hours'...and so I ask...'does that mean sex or what?' (because really, I don't give a shit either way...) To which she replies, 'yes.'

However, I didn't really feel like it because my ex wanted me to go back to her place with her friends and that sounded way more intriguing.

So I kind of ignored her request and went back to my ex's, who has a boyfriend, but proceeded to tell me she didn't like that I was talking to her friends and we proceeded to hook up.

Yes, every girl is a slut. You play girls off of one another and they get sluttier. It's crazy. It's insane.

Oh, and, I wake up the next morning, grab ex's laptop, time to check out Chiefs news and facebook...I have a facebook friend request from new girl, a facebook message (are you kidding me? How does she even know my last name?)...asking me to hang out with her the next day...

Of course ex sees this and we laugh, but she sees that some other girl really liked me and that immediately gets her jealous.

So, basically, I'm awesome...and mind games rule. And girls with boyfriends don't really care about their boyfriends apparently.
WE HAVE TO HANG OUT

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Old 04-07-2009, 05:59 PM   #299
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You missed his story about how his wingman bangs really ugly chicks huh?
The irony is I'm much better looking than Hootie...but he has more game...ok, a lot more game...together we'd be an unstoppable force. I'd be the strong, silent stud, he'd be the wacky salesman.
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The irony is I'm much better looking than Hootie...but he has more game...ok, a lot more game...together we'd be an unstoppable force. I'd be the strong, silent stud, he'd be the wacky salesman.
You two would be in the back of the bar making out underneath the TV showing Sportscenter.
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