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Hootie · 03:50 AM

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Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pittsie

I think it's perfectly acceptable to want to be with chicks you've cared about in a moment of crisis. I'd do the same thing if my 360 RROD'd.

That's hilarious. I set my facebook status to something along the lines of 'my Xbox is toast...my life is terrible...' and one of my other ex-girlfriends texted me to come out and I sent her something really depressive back and she told me to get over my xbox and drink the pain away...the people close to me know how much my xbox means to me.

**Gonzo** · 04-02-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

That's hilarious. I set my facebook status to something along the lines of 'my Xbox is toast...my life is terrible...' and one of my other ex-girlfriends texted me to come out and I sent her something really depressive back and she told me to get over my xbox and drink the pain away...the people close to me know how much my xbox means to me.

Dude....Take up a new hobbie like fishing. Be a ****ing man.

**Lumpy** · 04-02-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I found this on another board, I'm not sure if it's related:

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:19 AM

Fine, if people don't want to acknowledge my genius I'm ok with it...

I'm in the beer garden...my roommate and his girlfriend and I are in our "spot"...and we're taking shots and drinking...and I tell my roommate that I'm hooking up with Buttsack (that's what we call her, it's a play off of her last name) and I'm guaranteeing it...to which he laughs because it's an ongoing joke between my friends and I that she is the one that got away...and she has this terrible yellow purse that she carries around that makes us call her a hippie and refer to the purse as her Johnny Appleseed bag...I don't really know where that fits into the story but it does...so this girl who is like my best friend (I give all of my girlfriends nicknames) T-Smash (her name is Tracy...my friend Sean hooked up with a different Tracy around the time Hulk came out and this girl was like 6'2" tall...so after we heard Hulk Smash we started calling enormous Tracy Tracy Smash...so when I meant new Tracy I started calling her T-Smash)...is conveniently located at a high top REALLY close to Buttsack...I use this to my advantage by talking to T-Smash (and Buttsack knows I've hooked up with this girl several times)...and I knew she was watching the whole thing...within minutes her roommate comes over and then I knew my goal was going to be accomplished...and yes, in case anyone was wondering T-Smash was on the receiving end of the chocolate/vanilla game...and no, she wasn't pleased when she found out what it really was...but I do have a text from her this morning thanking me for being such a good friend and finding her phone last night...something I don't remember happening but +1 for me...

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Dude....Take up a new hobbie like fishing. Be a ****ing man.

Uhm, in case you didn't know, I'm a 50 in Halo, and you don't talk to 50's like that!

Katipan · 04-02-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Uhm, in case you didn't know, I'm a 50 in Halo, and you don't talk to 50's like that!

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:25 AM

In case anyone doesn't realize the true accomplishment this really is...

When Emily and I stopped dating...she blocked me from Facebook...now, many of you probably don't have Facebook but that's a pretty big gesture in my world! What did I do that was block worthy!?!? That was the question I often asked myself...to which she would reply with..."you'll probably post something ridiculous on my wall that I don't want everyone to read..." Which is probably 100% true.

Anyways...I challenge any of you to find someone else who has been blocked by a person on Facebook yet continues to be able to have sex with that person...it's like having sex with your stalker...generally, you only block someone on Facebook if that person is creepy or a stalker...so lets assume I'm a creepy stalker...I'm a creepy stalker who gets the deal done!

and GD I just rubbed my balls and now I have emily juice all over my hand again!

tooge · 04-02-2009, 08:31 AM

thats awesome. I used to act like that when I was oh, about 16 years old. You are a complete tool.

DJ's left nut · 04-02-2009, 08:32 AM

Awesome, another Tucker Max wannabe.

Didn't have nearly enough of those.

Congrats on nailing the drunk ho at the bar, certainly worthy of high praise.

**Gonzo** · 04-02-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Uhm, in case you didn't know, I'm a 50 in Halo, and you don't talk to 50's like that!

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:35 AM

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Awesome, another Tucker Max wannabe.

Didn't have nearly enough of those.

Congrats on nailing the drunk ho at the bar, certainly worthy of high praise.

This isn't some random ho...this is my ex-girlfriend who has blocked me on facebook!

Of course when we first started dating she dropped the bomb on me that..."oh yeah, we can't have sex for a week because I have chlamydia..."

In which case I replied..."what about your boyfriend?"

To which she said..."Oh, we haven't had sex since my birthday (like 9 months ago) and that she got it from her ex over Thanksgiving..."

To which I reply with...

"Oh."

But thanks for the heads up...

Of course if I was going to get any STD...chlamydia would be my choice. Antibiotics for a week and boom! Gone.

Of course T-Smash allegedly has HPV...just about every girl in Normal has something, though. The STD rate is off the hook in these parts!

Skyy God · 04-02-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Uhm, in case you didn't know, I'm a 50 in Halo, and you don't talk to 50's like that!

I'm a COD guy, but 50 is solid.

My favorite ex moment was almost convincing one, in the middle of the day, to get her 1st tat. This is the same girl that tried to jump from my moving car (probably going 20-25) when blitzed.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:41 AM

I knew this board would be a great place to post this story...

I love all of the convictions people have on this board...I don't really have any, though.

CoMoChief · 04-02-2009, 08:43 AM

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

GAY!!!!

04-02-2009, 07:29 AM
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04-02-2009, 08:19 AM	#34
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Fine, if people don't want to acknowledge my genius I'm ok with it... I'm in the beer garden...my roommate and his girlfriend and I are in our "spot"...and we're taking shots and drinking...and I tell my roommate that I'm hooking up with Buttsack (that's what we call her, it's a play off of her last name) and I'm guaranteeing it...to which he laughs because it's an ongoing joke between my friends and I that she is the one that got away...and she has this terrible yellow purse that she carries around that makes us call her a hippie and refer to the purse as her Johnny Appleseed bag...I don't really know where that fits into the story but it does...so this girl who is like my best friend (I give all of my girlfriends nicknames) T-Smash (her name is Tracy...my friend Sean hooked up with a different Tracy around the time Hulk came out and this girl was like 6'2" tall...so after we heard Hulk Smash we started calling enormous Tracy Tracy Smash...so when I meant new Tracy I started calling her T-Smash)...is conveniently located at a high top REALLY close to Buttsack...I use this to my advantage by talking to T-Smash (and Buttsack knows I've hooked up with this girl several times)...and I knew she was watching the whole thing...within minutes her roommate comes over and then I knew my goal was going to be accomplished...and yes, in case anyone was wondering T-Smash was on the receiving end of the chocolate/vanilla game...and no, she wasn't pleased when she found out what it really was...but I do have a text from her this morning thanking me for being such a good friend and finding her phone last night...something I don't remember happening but +1 for me...
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04-02-2009, 08:25 AM	#37
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	In case anyone doesn't realize the true accomplishment this really is... When Emily and I stopped dating...she blocked me from Facebook...now, many of you probably don't have Facebook but that's a pretty big gesture in my world! What did I do that was block worthy!?!? That was the question I often asked myself...to which she would reply with..."you'll probably post something ridiculous on my wall that I don't want everyone to read..." Which is probably 100% true. Anyways...I challenge any of you to find someone else who has been blocked by a person on Facebook yet continues to be able to have sex with that person...it's like having sex with your stalker...generally, you only block someone on Facebook if that person is creepy or a stalker...so lets assume I'm a creepy stalker...I'm a creepy stalker who gets the deal done! and GD I just rubbed my balls and now I have emily juice all over my hand again!
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04-02-2009, 08:31 AM	#38
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $794112	thats awesome. I used to act like that when I was oh, about 16 years old. You are a complete tool.
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04-02-2009, 08:32 AM	#39
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $-640901	Awesome, another Tucker Max wannabe. Didn't have nearly enough of those. Congrats on nailing the drunk ho at the bar, certainly worthy of high praise.
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04-02-2009, 08:35 AM	#41
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900
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04-02-2009, 08:41 AM	#44
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I knew this board would be a great place to post this story... I love all of the convictions people have on this board...I don't really have any, though.
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04-02-2009, 08:43 AM	#45
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7712254	I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face... GAY!!!!
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