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**DeezNutz** · 04-02-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

This isn't some random ho...this is my ex-girlfriend who has blocked me on facebook!

Of course when we first started dating she dropped the bomb on me that..."oh yeah, we can't have sex for a week because I have chlamydia..."

In which case I replied..."what about your boyfriend?"

This wouldn't have been my follow-up question to the STD bomb. In fact, I wouldn't have asked a thing.

I loved girls who liked to party in college. Even loved a couple twice. They're great to have running around one's house at parties. But I draw the line on diseases, no matter how picturesque the breasts.

58-4ever · 04-02-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

But I draw the line on diseases, no matter how picturesque the breasts.

This. It's obvious Hootie is an immature asshole that has little regard for other's feelings or even a burning sensation when he pees. However, calling him a rapist is a little over the top.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

This. It's obvious Hootie is an immature asshole that has little regard for other's feelings or even a burning sensation when he pees. However, calling him a rapist is a little over the top.

I don't know how that was even brought up...

A) I dated this girl for 6 or 7 months.
B) We've had sex many times.
C) We've been drunk together many times.

I understand how someone might think it's rape if it was some random drunk girl who couldn't walk or speak...

But I have a pretty long history with this girl, and we are still pretty decent friends. We were never NOT civil or anything like that...

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:35 AM

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:41 AM

I knew this board would be a great place to post this story...

I love all of the convictions people have on this board...I don't really have any, though.

CoMoChief · 04-02-2009, 08:43 AM

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

GAY!!!!

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

GAY!!!!

It was a game that stemmed from football practice in high school...

My friend Steve rubbed his finger on his butthole or something and apparently his finger smelt like total shit...

Sean and Steve proceed to trick Andy (gullible) with the chocolate/vanilla trick...

Steve goes..."Andy, I think it smells like vanilla, but Sean thinks it smells like chocolate, what do you think?"

Andy smells Steve's finger and has a shocked expression on his face...and exclaims..."It's poop!"

Pretty funny moment in my life.

CoMoChief · 04-02-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

It was a game that stemmed from football practice in high school...

My friend Steve rubbed his finger on his butthole or something and apparently his finger smelt like total shit...

Sean and Steve proceed to trick Andy (gullible) with the chocolate/vanilla trick...

Steve goes..."Andy, I think it smells like vanilla, but Sean thinks it smells like chocolate, what do you think?"

Andy smells Steve's finger and has a shocked expression on his face...and exclaims..."It's poop!"

Pretty funny moment in my life.

You ever give someone the impossible situp?

Stewie · 04-02-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

You ever give someone the impossible situp?

We used to call them "power situps." Man, that takes me back 20+ years.

wutamess · 04-02-2009, 08:47 AM

This a redneck/trailerpark of the year award nomination in the making?

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

This a redneck/trailerpark of the year award nomination in the making?

Well considering this happened in a college town with a college girl...I don't really see the correlation.

Slut moment, douchebag moment, these work a little better than redneck or trailer park...

wutamess · 04-02-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well considering this happened in a college town with a college girl...I don't really see the correlation.

Slut moment, douchebag moment, these work a little better than redneck or trailer park...

All I envision is a trailer park apartment setting with the local OK Coral bar across the street (in the Ozarks). Sounds pretty redneckish to me.

Valiant · 04-07-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

All I envision is a trailer park apartment setting with the local OK Coral bar across the street (in the Ozarks). Sounds pretty redneckish to me.

Needs a tattoo parlor by it..

**Lumpy** · 04-02-2009, 08:50 AM

I'm so glad that I settled down w/ a good, mature man.

**Gonzo** · 04-02-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I'm so glad that I settled down w/ a good, mature man.

04-02-2009, 08:35 AM	#4
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900
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04-02-2009, 08:41 AM	#5
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I knew this board would be a great place to post this story... I love all of the convictions people have on this board...I don't really have any, though.
Posts: 56,356

04-02-2009, 08:43 AM	#6
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7702254	I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face... GAY!!!!
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04-02-2009, 08:47 AM	#10
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	This a redneck/trailerpark of the year award nomination in the making?
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