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My wife just returned to work today after three days off with the stomch flu. As I sit here, I'm feeling more and more like I need to vomit. Looks like I might be the next victim.
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03-10-2006, 09:53 AM | #2 |
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If it makes you feel better, its only 3 days. My wife has been puking her guts out almost every day for the last 7 months.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think that if men carried babies, there would be no pregnancies. I remember when the wife and I were discussing having another baby after our first. I reminded her of how she puked every morning for the first trimester and generally felt like crap, and was she sure she wanted to go through that again. She just looked at me like I was a fucking alien and sighed.
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In a situation like this, you just have to hurl all of your energy into not vomiting. Throw up your inner reserve of strengths and spew forth your resolve.
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I haven't had the flu in at least 30 years. I'm in other peoples' houses often but I still don't get it. My dad was a small town doctor and he brought home every disease known to modern man. And I was sick all the time as a kid. I think I'm immune to disease now.
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