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07-17-2008, 02:04 PM | Topic Starter |
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Anti Terrorism strategy
Got this E-mail the other day. Sounds good to me!
Mark your calendars for next saturday. As you may know it is a sin for any muslim male to see any woman naked other than his wife. He must commit suicide if he does! So next Saturday at 4 pm it is asked that every woman in the United States walk out of their house completely naked to weed out any neighbor hood terrorist. Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended. All patriotic men are to position themselves in front of their houses with lawnchairs to prove they are not muslim and to demonstrate they think its OK to see naked women. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol you must have a cold 6 pack at you side and consume the alcohol. The American government appreciates your effort. |
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07-17-2008, 02:10 PM | #2 |
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sold, Cigars allowed too. how about Cat calling.
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07-17-2008, 02:31 PM | #3 |
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Makes me proud to be American! I'm in and will have 6 pack ready!
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07-17-2008, 02:32 PM | #4 |
birth of spatch
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our founding father's would be proud
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07-17-2008, 02:32 PM | #5 |
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Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?
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07-17-2008, 02:41 PM | #6 |
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07-17-2008, 02:45 PM | #7 |
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07-17-2008, 02:36 PM | #8 |
Woman should only make babies
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hurray racism
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07-17-2008, 02:45 PM | #9 |
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07-17-2008, 02:46 PM | #10 |
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Got it. Grab a sixer of Natty, my NASCAR lawn chair, round up the huntin' dogs, and head out front and grill hot dogs. Ought to be a good time.
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go with home grown Micros. and we need some pig's blood just in case.
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07-17-2008, 02:48 PM | #14 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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I better not leave the house, this is my y2k
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