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03-17-2009, 09:46 AM | Topic Starter |
Woman should only make babies
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Tips from yahoo to get through economic times
this rough economic times.
1) Steal batteries. The sienfeild eppisode is correct. Batteries should be free. Often if you get caught stealing some you can say you forgot about them in your pocket. Make sure you are buying something of lesser value at the time. Ususally I buy a couple packs of hot dogs and raman when I steal batteries to let them know I didn't do it on purpose. Don't get gready just be satisfied with the 4 or 5 dollars you can save by stealing them (bonus) Steal rechargeable batteries. 2) Obtain those "green" bags you see everywhere in the shopping centers. When laying things out on the convayer belt. "forget" to put one or two items on there. Idealy you want to target places that are smaller like aldi's Bonus: Get a 10 cent piece of cloth and create your own (secret compartment) to steal more batteries. 3) Sell your clothes on craigslist. I have been able to get by with 2 pairs of tough jeans ties, and 2 shirts with a color. When summer comes Cut jeans to make jean shorts, in winter sew jeans back up anything that you think is value clothewise can be sold remember all you need to do to not get arrested is cover privates when in public. 4) get rid of cell phone and use payphones. If at all possible date a member of the opposite sex that will let you use their phone, don't worry about how big fat, or big they are the economy is bound to turn around. 5) eat your spouces food (if you deem them too large) bonus. Sell your spouces food to the hungry and write it off as charity. 6) Steal homless persons cans they are ususally slow on their feet so use your car to ram their shopping cart out of the way steal the cans. easily make 75 cents this way. 7. recycle cans if you can't find homeless person with said cans 8) check all vending machines for quarters in the bottom bonus shake the shit out of the vending machines for funyons double bonus sell the funyons for 50 cents. 9) forget condoms (if pulling out was good enough for king henry its good enough for you (tip) keep stairs near if nessessary 10) use the libary for internet needs. bonus (make sure your jean shorts have holes in the pockets for any activity you need looking at the internet. www.yahoo.com/rougheconomy |
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03-17-2009, 09:53 AM | #3 |
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I agree with yahoo that thriftyness is never out of style
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03-17-2009, 09:58 AM | #4 |
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Speaking of Aldi's, you can buy one of those watered cured ham's (or whatever they are called) for like $7.50. That thing lasts like a month!!!!! You could have it with eggs in the morning, a ham sandwich for lunch, and ham steak in the evening for 30 days or so! Tasty!
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03-17-2009, 10:51 AM | #5 |
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you forgot the orange stripped tube socks and the half cut shirt ;-)
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03-17-2009, 11:58 AM | #6 |
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Yet we still have to look at them from time to time and not from footage of the past either. We have to see people walk around sporting these like there is not anything wrong with them or what they are doing. When I see someone trying to get away with both of these sins at the same time, I find the nearest blunt object and hit them with it. They will not be missed.
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03-17-2009, 09:55 AM | #8 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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DP living up to his name again.
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03-17-2009, 09:55 AM | #9 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Was that from Yahoo, or are you quoting "Snugga's Survival Guide to the Streets" again?
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Jorts.
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Mullets always remind me of my ex-mother in law. I made fun of her mullet until she rid herself of it. The taste of small sweet victory.
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SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Classic.
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what does the "stairs" reference mean?
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Sometimes it's hard to get to the clinic.
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