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02-14-2013, 01:07 AM | Topic Starter |
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Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny
When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial.
The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense. 1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the **** is he running that fast in the commercials? 2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall? 3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario. The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure. Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the ****, BJ? You're better than this, dude. It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you ****ing know it. |
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02-14-2013, 01:11 AM | #2 |
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Outside of Chiefs fans, I'm pretty sure the rest of the world has already forgot Leon Sandcastle.
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02-14-2013, 02:16 AM | #8 |
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I fail to see how this changes things from Dane's suggestion.
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02-14-2013, 06:52 AM | #11 |
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02-14-2013, 01:12 AM | #12 |
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If you have to go through this much effort to tear apart a joke, then that joke was clearly not for you. Time to move on.
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02-14-2013, 01:47 AM | #13 |
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I just dont like the Castle, Cassel thing. It sounds too much like Matt Cassel and thats bad mojo for Geno.
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02-14-2013, 02:08 AM | #14 |
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i saw it and face palmed. maybe im just a little bitter..
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02-14-2013, 03:14 AM | #15 |
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my final thought was that we already experienced a castle made of sand.
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