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0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us. | 2 | 5.56% | |
1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare. | 0 | 0% | |
2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive | 5 | 13.89% | |
6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware. | 3 | 8.33% | |
11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble. | 5 | 13.89% | |
26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage. | 5 | 13.89% | |
51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it. | 4 | 11.11% | |
76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen. | 2 | 5.56% | |
91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended). | 4 | 11.11% | |
96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton. | 1 | 2.78% | |
99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton. | 1 | 2.78% | |
100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing. | 3 | 8.33% | |
See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison. | 1 | 2.78% | |
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If you got sent to prison...
All joking aside (for poll purposes, anyway - have at it in the thread), when a person goes to prison, what do you think are the odds of them becoming, you know, someone's date to the penal prom?
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I'd say it's damn near a given unless you're the size of Hulk Hogan with the demeanor of the Undertaker.
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You just have to kick someone's ass on the first day.
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Been there, done that. I did hard time for a grand total of three months before I got shipped off to a minimum security detail to finish off my 9 months. I just made it a point not to become friends with anyone, period. I made no eye contact, nothing. Of course I knew that I was not gonna be around for the next 10 years or so, and that made it a lot easier.
I knew of some 20-somethings that were in for a long time that took the bitch route, but I was totally out of that circle. God help them.
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I know for me: it'd be almost inevitable, with my tragically skinny frame and gorgeous long hair. I would find whatever I could and start stabbing people. They'd respect the crazy eye, at least for awhile.
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Although I do still have the ass of a 20 year old, I think I'm old enough now that maybe big bad prisoner wouldn't be interested in me. I'm sure there are many young pink boys to choose from. I hope I never have to find out.
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Just stuff your ass full of razor blades.
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gochiefs... I believe you would have "squeal like a pig" in your future
This guy would write "owned" on your lower back...
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