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04-12-2014, 10:17 AM | Topic Starter |
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Will never, EVER, use FedEx again...
Sent my PS3 back for repairs.
Weeks pass, I'm tracking it, it's supposed to be delivered last thursday. Never comes. I (mistakenly) assume they don't deliver on weekends. The wife leaves for 15 minutes to pick up McDonalds and when she comes back she brings in a note on the door saying they tried to deliver but couldn't, come pick up your package. The front door was wide open and I was no more than 15 feet from it the entire time. Whatever. I call and get someone who doesn't speak english well enough to understand. Not an immigrant with an accent, a completely incomprehensible blubblering fool I honestly can't understand. First time I've ever angrily stated "transfer me to either your supervisor or someone who can speak better ****ing english!" I was transferred to a woman with a heavy mexican accent ( ) who, oddly enough, could answer my questions. Apparently Sony Inc. ships their packages super duper high priority and a 3rd party was hired out to deliver mine (read: any asshole with a van.) Even though this guy was tracked to still be in my town I have to now pay (****ing PAY) to have him leave the package here today. And here's the kicker. Even though it's here TODAY, and the store is open TODAY, I can't pick up my ****ing 4 week late PS3 until ****ing tuesday because "HIGH PRIORITY" shipping only operates on specific days of the week. I have either talked to the dumbest customer service rep alive or FedEx is total $#it. Either way I'm done with them... |
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04-12-2014, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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Tell them it's medical equipment - It's what I'd do - they'll turn around.
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04-12-2014, 10:27 AM | #3 |
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look at this baller ass mother****er with his life hacker skills you want some social engineering up in this bitch simply red got you covered you know i talk to this scaled-down piece of evil all the time and i'm like damn son how you playing everyone in the world all at once and he's like hey bro sometimes you get the b'ar and sometimes it gets you and let me tell you something i'm eating a lot of bear steaks these days by the way always season that shit with a dry rub with plenty of paprika and white pepper because bear meat can be a little gamy so in short if you have a problem if no one else can help you and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the simply red did you know he could actually kick the entire ass of the a-team with one hand tied behind his back because ninja aliens from the planet HIIIIIIIIIIIYA 7 once abducted him and gave him super martial powers like bear-style crafty kicks which of course he uses to take down the aforementioned bears you know they say george washington used to **** the shit out of bears and though simply red could easily have his way with them he chooses not to because he's celibate and has been for a very ****ing long time, plus he respects all living creatures and why would you try to **** something you want to eat anyway but in short jesus christ simply red's mom has got it going on because damn son her offspring be like the second coming of jesus christ himself
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04-12-2014, 07:01 PM | #12 | |
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I mean precisely that, by and large, have now become slaves of machines. When Jesus never came, saw computer technology and the Internet as a savior. Look around, everywhere people standing and staring at a computer screen! Take any workplace, doctor, bookseller, go in every single place, use your eyes and your brain, and think!Outrageously! This "computer prostitution" many are forced to, in order to have food on the tables. Unequivocally, it takes several times longer today to perform an errand, than 20 years ago.Everywhere, everywhere, codes and other things should be kept in the head, to write them down, then they may be stolen and exploited. And is made. Are there any who can deny it unbearably lengthy procedures surrounding everything from a cup of coffee, a great deal?And if the power goes out, it stops everything! Everything!Pharmacy, medical center, hospital, train, plane, everything stops, and even business doors! The Internet has become the criminals and the self Sick great forum! All that evil is rampant as weeds, and everything just spreads. My suggestion: Shut down the internet! You can not have gone too far, says surely you. Non! Return the Internet to the Military Department, if at all, before everything collapses. Scrap maybe there too. Human beings are designed for analog technology = hands that move towards a meter. It's all come from the discovery of the sundial. So we measured the first time sooner. Our genes are "analog". If someone says that the clock is for example 13:47, what does that say?Nothing, hard to understand. But looking at an analog clock, and you understand immediately! What do you others who have "stuck in the trap"? |
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That's awesome. Rent a wheelchair for when you go to Disneyland too?
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Might have worked.
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