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04-12-2011, 05:55 PM | Topic Starter |
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My wife's surprise.
My wife's computer, for the last couple of days, hasn't been booting.
I called a tech we have used numerous times come to look at it and after a few minutes tells us that it needs to be reformatted. While discussing this and looking at our laptops to clear up any issues we might have, my wife tells him she has orderd the Showtime package from DirectTV. Oh, she says, "BTW, I also ordered the MLB TV package for you, honey". |
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04-12-2011, 05:56 PM | #2 |
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the beauty of marriage
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04-12-2011, 05:56 PM | #3 |
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Sounds like someone is getting some tonight.
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04-12-2011, 05:56 PM | #4 |
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Good Woman.
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04-12-2011, 05:57 PM | #5 |
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nice, congrats.
dumbass.... (sorry, you called me one first! and quit pointing at me, it's not nice) |
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04-12-2011, 05:57 PM | #6 |
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So, do you get to pay for it?
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04-12-2011, 06:02 PM | #7 |
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Of course.
I make the money. She spends it. It's how our marriage has worked for 23 years.
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04-12-2011, 06:04 PM | #8 | |
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04-12-2011, 06:06 PM | #9 |
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No, it is only part of the secret.
The first rule of a good marriage. She's always right, even when she's wrong.
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04-12-2011, 06:13 PM | #10 | |
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but for a long marriage, you work, she spends. congrats for it all. sec
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04-12-2011, 06:46 PM | #11 |
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04-12-2011, 05:59 PM | #12 |
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A keeper for sure.
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04-12-2011, 06:03 PM | #13 |
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nice.
treat her well. sec
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We're too old for kids of our own. Been there, done that.
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