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I was raped last night
by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?
all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine |
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So I wasn't the only one that woke up with a strange vaseline ring around my starfish this morning.
I thought it was aliens. |
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Fergie looked like crap.
EDIT: and sounded worse. |
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
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He shaved Claythan, instead. Before, during, and after.
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Great, now clayton's posting his fantasies penthouse letter style.
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They should have played more of this song... Fergie ![]() |
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I couldn't hear them, I just saw the costumes. It looked like a high school play or something. Or like a really low budget sci-fi movie.
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That was indeed.......BAD!
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I had no intention of even seeing how bad they'd be, so I served up stromboli that I made and enjoyed a cold Carlsberg. If Iron Maiden ever gets the halftime gig, then I will stay by the TV.
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They should just let two pee-wee football teams play for 12 minutes.
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