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05-09-2013, 08:02 PM | Topic Starter |
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Having Sex with Auto-Correct... WHAT???
I learned today now to make sure I double check texts I send out for work.
Got hit by the auto-correct Gremlin today. I was out on deliveries at one of the Nursing homes in town, Saxton Woods, and got a text requesting my quick return. So... I speak into the mic.. "I'm at Saxton Woods, I'll be right back" Auto correct came up with it's own version and typed out "I'm having sex in the woods, I'll be right back". I hit send before I realized what happened. Let's just say I had to explain myself when I got back to work Just for the record, Sex in the woods isn't smart when you're extremely allergic to Poison Ivy! |
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05-09-2013, 08:03 PM | #2 |
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Doesn't add up
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05-09-2013, 08:04 PM | #3 |
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Nice.
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05-09-2013, 08:08 PM | #4 |
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You speak into a mic on your phone?
That's level 10 of douchiness |
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05-10-2013, 07:36 AM | #6 | |
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That's funny. I always try to check before I send, but yeah it happens to the best of 'em. |
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05-09-2013, 08:35 PM | #7 |
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Well, i got a text back from her about 10 min later saying, yes it is! She never said nothing about it ever after that. haha |
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05-09-2013, 09:01 PM | #10 |
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05-09-2013, 09:30 PM | #11 |
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Well I'm sure you'll get some strange looks at work....I mean there are two groups that have sex in the woods....teens/college....and gay men.....
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05-10-2013, 05:22 AM | #12 |
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I guess It couldn't be...even if it was....still couldn't be.
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05-10-2013, 07:24 AM | #15 |
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That's funny.
On a related note, check out the site damnyouautocorrect. Last time I looked, I was in tears laughing so hard reading those. Some meh ones and some really good ones.
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