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09-26-2023, 06:37 PM | Topic Starter |
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Tyreek’s Post NFL Career Plans
So, apparently Tyreek wants to be a porn star when he finishes in the NFL. I’m kind of surprised at his career goals. Or that he would admit them.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tyree...ver-speechless Also, Tyreek is famous for being fast. Seems to me that being fast is not really a good job attribute in his next anticipated industry. |
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09-26-2023, 06:39 PM | #2 |
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I mean...yeah. Why not? **** it.
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09-27-2023, 10:57 AM | #3 |
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09-26-2023, 06:51 PM | #4 |
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Why wait? Seems like the best time to begin that career would be while he's still on top of the NFL world.
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09-26-2023, 07:17 PM | #5 |
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I can't ****ing wait to see this dudes meat. I bet him tryna put a magnum on is like the burritto roller struggling to wrap the burritto at Chipotle
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09-26-2023, 09:27 PM | #6 |
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09-26-2023, 09:35 PM | #7 |
What's up braj?
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09-26-2023, 09:38 PM | #8 |
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No, I think queers 'would' want to see another man's junk. I take it you are a queer then?
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09-26-2023, 09:39 PM | #9 |
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09-26-2023, 09:47 PM | #10 |
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C'mon you gotta poke better than that!
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09-26-2023, 07:17 PM | #11 |
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Guy is a complete dumb**** but hes a great great player.
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09-26-2023, 07:21 PM | #12 |
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09-26-2023, 07:22 PM | #13 |
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I bet he humps hella fast
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09-26-2023, 07:24 PM | #14 |
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09-26-2023, 07:26 PM | #15 |
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He's the type that goes broke.
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