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Old 07-04-2011, 06:03 PM   Topic Starter
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 15: otter vs. pawnmower
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Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets

Backup bowie knife

Prep time: 74 seconds



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English longbow and 6 arrows

No backup weapon

Prep time: 118 seconds



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Starting distance: 4,692 feet
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:06 PM   #2
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With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:13 PM   #3
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With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.
Hell no, it would take all of 10 steps to move out of the the guns path. He can hand crank the thing and turn it. I think pawnmower darts around then spikes otter in the noggin.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:07 PM   #4
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:25 PM   #5
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Unless Otter has the accuracy of Matt Cassel, then Pawnmower is screwed. Maybe that's why Pawn likes him so much
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:34 PM   #6
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:37 PM   #7
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Wouldn't 50 bullets be spent the first time you pull the trigger on a gatling gun?!?
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:39 AM   #8
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Wouldn't 50 bullets be spent the first time you pull the trigger on a gatling gun?!?
It's a civil war gatling gun. It fires as fast as you turn the crank. You can fire 1 bullet or many bullets.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:51 AM   #9
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The range of a the Gatling gun is about 1800 feet. The starting distance negates the initial advantage. Not to mention it is mounted on wheels with a limited range of side to side motion. pawnmower could just continually circle and close in for the kill with the bow. I am going against conventional wisdom and going against the gun.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:12 AM   #10
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It's a civil war gatling gun. It fires as fast as you turn the crank. You can fire 1 bullet or many bullets.
But in Red Dead, as soon as John Marston cranks it a little bit a 100 bullets come flying out!!!
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:37 PM   #11
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Unless otter can win this match after trailing by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter when the running game has been shut down, I still think he's a piece of shit gladiator.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:48 PM   #12
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Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:51 PM   #13
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Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.
Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:53 PM   #14
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Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.
How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:55 PM   #15
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How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?
Doesn't have to drag the gun around. Can just leave it stationery.

Pawnmower doesn't have a knife, so if Otter can dodge a few arrows, he's sit to make a kill
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