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11-20-2013, 08:19 AM | Topic Starter |
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Will you ride the world's tallest water slide?
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It could take a while to climb the 264 steps to the top of the new water slide at Schlitterbahn. It won’t take that long to get back down at 65 mph or so. The Verrückt — German for insane — will be the tallest and fastest water slide in the world when it opens next year at the Kansas City, Kan., water park. Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/19...#storylink=cpy Here’s a view from the top of the Verrückt water slide. You’ll have to climb 264 stairs to see this in real life. (More pictures in link) |
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11-20-2013, 08:20 AM | #2 |
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I will ride it.
I will also shit my pants. |
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11-20-2013, 08:21 AM | #3 |
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I doubt I still have pants on at the end of it.
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11-20-2013, 08:56 AM | #4 |
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11-20-2013, 09:11 AM | #5 |
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I thought it was one of those single slalom kind of things where the water bidets you back to puberty.
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11-20-2013, 09:20 AM | #6 |
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11-20-2013, 08:22 AM | #7 |
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11-20-2013, 08:29 AM | #9 |
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It was on Tosh last week [or in recent weeks and I watched it last week].
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11-20-2013, 08:32 AM | #10 |
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And that's why you use swim diapers. Awesome that they befouled the park because they likely had to close it down for the rest of the day. Yes I'm bitter. My kids had a day at the waterpark ruined by some dumbass parent who didn't put their kid in a swim diaper.
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11-20-2013, 08:34 AM | #11 |
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Cue the old video of the girl losing it in a hot tub!
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11-20-2013, 08:47 AM | #13 |
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11-20-2013, 09:51 AM | #14 |
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Luckily, with the speed this ride produces, that shit will be chasing behind you throughout the ride; just make sure you swim away quickly once you're done.
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11-20-2013, 11:09 AM | #15 |
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