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06-21-2009, 11:52 PM | Topic Starter |
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Phog strikes with John Calipari Facebook page
FROM EvolveHawk on Phog.net
"There's a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum (1810 – 1891) Starting with that premise, I found and registered the Facebook URL http://www.facebook.com/JohnCalipari No matter how ridiculous the page became, some were still oblivious to the fact the page was a joke. This is their pictorial tale. I present....the wall.....not John Wall, but Cal's Facebook wall Alas, the wall was not all of the best stuff, there are Private Messages as well. This young teen desperately wanted an autograph. This young lass is obviously bright enough to be the local President of a FBLA chapter, but not bright enough to figure out the page was a parody. This young one obviously doesn't visit the Ape Room I sure got told here Then, there's some fun posting on other people's walls. Chris Douglas-Roberts isn't a fan. An UK professor is master of the obvious A few of the local teenagers from Lexington loved IM'ing their coach. A few aren't really fans of diversity. This next guy was good for a barrel of laughs Unfortunately, he decided it was too much work to type his essay I do believe this guy's a relative of Mauser Aww, he even wrote that Essay finally to tell why he should win the prize as Cal's biggest fan And we'll end with a looker |
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06-22-2009, 12:01 AM | #2 |
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Good show.
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06-22-2009, 12:06 AM | #3 |
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****ING LOVE IT.
And I am a KSU fan. But that shit is priceless. Bravo, sir. |
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06-22-2009, 02:06 AM | #4 |
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classic. EvolveHawk/Coach Cal just added me as a friend.
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06-22-2009, 02:11 AM | #5 |
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06-22-2009, 03:39 AM | #6 |
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ok, that is actually pretty funny
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06-22-2009, 03:45 AM | #7 |
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I don't think that's CDR's real facebook, either, but everything I've seen from it makes me hope it is because I'd love him even more. Same goes for Joey Dorsey. Both of those facebooks just bag on Calipari mercilessly, which is awesome but a bit of a stretch.
CDR is definitely addicted to Twitter, though.
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06-22-2009, 08:05 AM | #8 |
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That is hilarious. Douche-nozzles should be exploited. Regardless of intent.
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06-22-2009, 12:51 PM | #9 |
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Hilarious, but reading responses like that essay make me die a little inside. As a teacher, I have 7th graders who have better grammatical skills than some of those people who I'm assuming are mostly high school and older.
Why is it so hard to type the word "please?"
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06-22-2009, 01:00 PM | #10 |
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, that is awesome
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