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11-27-2005, 09:21 PM | Topic Starter |
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Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos.
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1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it. |
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11-27-2005, 09:26 PM | #3 |
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How about Elway getting the illegal forward pass in 94 that won the game for them. That was crap.
This one should have been number 1 on your list though. Cheating bastards. :-) 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.
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11-27-2005, 09:29 PM | #4 |
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Because a rival forum exposes us to more arrogant, obnoxious Bronco fans than most of us would ever have to deal with in real life. (And if we don't win.. we're sure as hell gonna hear about it)
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11-27-2005, 09:31 PM | #5 |
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Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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11-27-2005, 11:38 PM | #7 | |
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11-27-2005, 09:35 PM | #8 |
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Shannon Sharpe - graceless winner, horseface
Greg Robinson - not only did his Denver defense stop us in the playoffs, but then he had to come here and PERSONALLY stop us in the playoffs.
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11-27-2005, 09:38 PM | #9 |
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11-27-2005, 09:25 PM | #10 |
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You pretty much covered it for me...
If I were forced to add something, I'd say reeruned unis... but that's pretty subjective. |
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11-27-2005, 09:26 PM | #11 |
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Cause they're the and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them???
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Guilty as charged. What's the problem?
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Yeah, I'm missing that one as well. If you add up the jersey numbers of all of the Broncos' offensive starters, you get 666.
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11-28-2005, 11:48 AM | #15 |
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Most of the fans are dickless, nutless, shit eating, butt licking, penis eating, egg headed, ass clown, monkey assess.
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