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MVP
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Overland Park
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Sometimes, I really love Craigslist *language warning*
Sorry if reaphost. Also, language warning.
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Administrator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Austin
Casino cash: $2249112
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Wow, I didn't think she would notice the missing beer....
P.S. wait until she checks her closet... |
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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#4 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
Casino cash: $1557391
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You guys will never guess what I did to this chick I met at the bar last weekend after she wouldn't put out.
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Casino cash: $10004900
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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#7 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2635047
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If she didn't wake up while it was happening....then she deserved it.
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#8 |
Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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So she took this guy home, got into bed with him and allowed him to engage in foreplay and then cut him off because "she wasn't ready to go all the way"?
I'd say she got off easy. Friggen' cock-tease!
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2635047
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My ex-girlfriend spent the night one night......got topless....found out she wasn't wearing any panties. Then when I tried to get some....she told me she was a virgin...and she was waiting till she's married. She's still a virgin to this day. |
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Just wait until she falls asleep. |
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Guess she's lucky he left the Cleveland Steamer on the bathroom floor....
instead of on her chest. |
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#13 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: KC
Casino cash: $10004900
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sounds like a guy wrote it.
Girls don't talk like that. |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MO
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Most Valuable Villain
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