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09-20-2014, 12:54 PM | Topic Starter |
"You like to drink?"
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What the **** did you just say about me you little bitch?
You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City. You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.
I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re ****ing dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the **** out with my bare hands. Not only am I really ****ing good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo. |
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09-20-2014, 12:55 PM | #2 |
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Chiefsplanet flavored copypasta.
Not turrible.
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09-20-2014, 12:56 PM | #3 |
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You're ****ing old, dude.
Oh, and ship me some burnt ends! |
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09-20-2014, 12:56 PM | #4 |
Mammoth penis
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09-20-2014, 12:56 PM | #5 |
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Are you threatening me?
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09-20-2014, 12:59 PM | #6 |
Shit
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09-20-2014, 01:27 PM | #7 |
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Oh he's ****ing done...
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09-20-2014, 01:40 PM | #8 |
"You like to drink?"
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09-20-2014, 01:02 PM | #10 |
I'll be back.
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I lost it at "shit fury and KC Masterpiece."
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09-20-2014, 01:05 PM | #11 |
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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my copypasta.
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09-20-2014, 01:09 PM | #12 |
"You like to drink?"
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Goddamn it Clay you made that before I fixed my grammar.
Shit, probably made it funnier. Nice job.
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09-20-2014, 01:23 PM | #13 |
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You seem like a very nice person.
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09-20-2014, 01:50 PM | #14 |
Going home eventually
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And I think to myself " What a wonderful world".
Sing it with me. Go M IZZOU!
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09-20-2014, 01:50 PM | #15 |
I'll be back.
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Can we get Pawnmower to record this?
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