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Watching Kids
Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.
I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise. Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later. I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it. I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding. **** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out. |
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my hero.
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We lead pretty similar life styles from my understanding. I'll fly you up next time for help.
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I do not envy you. Kids are just little drunk adults.
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My 63 year old brother and his wife just took custody, temporary, of a 4 month old. Im taking him wine this weekend. He said he had forgotten the joys of burping and diapers. Bless him for being a good person but man...i could not do it
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Once they start to crawl - that's when the shit hits the fan. |
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It's called raising your kids to not be destructive little assholes.
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Heh, this is why I rarely post anymore. Forget it.
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I'm not really a fan either. Glad I stopped at one and even more glad that he's an adult now.
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This is why it's a good idea to read a thread before you come to conclusions on it beforehand.
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![]() If it's good enough for Lipizzaner stallions, it's good enough for kids.
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When I ran him down into the shoot his hips got stuck. I kicked at him and whacked him and no dice. give him the hot shot and nothing. That ain't good. Busted him four times in a row and he sanded the alley and loaded. Random hotshot story.
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