Chiefs 2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread

Reerun_KC · 08:41 AM

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

Hammock Parties · 08-19-2012, 10:57 PM

If he remains as the #4 WR, he tops out at 40 touches. This accounts for bullshit reverses he'll run.

He could be exposed as a terrible #3 WR if someone is hurt.

**MahiMike** · 08-20-2012, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

If he remains as the #4 WR, he tops out at 40 touches. This accounts for bullshit reverses he'll run.

He could be exposed as a terrible #3 WR if someone is hurt.

Baiting you is just too easy...

jd1020 · 09-09-2012, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

If he remains as the #4 WR, he tops out at 40 touches. This accounts for bullshit reverses he'll run.

He could be exposed as a terrible #3 WR if someone is hurt.

Are you praying for that someone to be McCluster?

Game 1: 6-82

Direckshun · 08-19-2012, 10:58 PM

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**Ming the Merciless** · 08-19-2012, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

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Reerun_KC · 08-19-2012, 11:01 PM

3 touches a game puts him at 48 for the season. Strange he is on the pace in the preseason in limited playing time.

I could be under estimating his role in this offense.

Hammock Parties · 08-19-2012, 11:02 PM

I'm guessing there will be games, considering our QB, where Bowe has 2 catches for 25 yards and McCluster has 5 for 30.

This is the kind of QB he is.

okcchief · 08-19-2012, 11:38 PM

You are probably losing this one GC.

Hammock Parties · 08-19-2012, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by okcchief

You are probably losing this one GC.

There's nothing to lose. No bet this year.

But suggesting a #4 WR has 40 touches, max, is not exactly going out on a limb.

Traditionally the #4 WR is a 20-25 catch guy.

More in a more wide open offense.

**BossChief** · 08-20-2012, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

There's nothing to lose. No bet this year.

But suggesting a #4 WR has 40 touches, max, is not exactly going out on a limb.

Traditionally the #4 WR is a 20-25 catch guy.

More in a more wide open offense.

no bet, but you are gonna buy me a jersey if Dexter gains 600 yards.

A real, authentic one.

Not a bet, though.

Reerun_KC · 08-19-2012, 11:45 PM

There isn't a bet. You have to have honor and self respect when betting. That leaves the fraud out. So just a thread to keep updated.

**BossChief** · 08-20-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

There isn't a bet. You have to have honor and self respect when betting. That leaves the fraud out. So just a thread to keep updated.

Dude, he kept his sig and avatar for the entirety of his bets that Ive seen the last couple years.

Including when he lost our Dexter McCluster bet from last year.

**QuikSsurfer** · 08-20-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

Dude, he kept his sig and avatar for the entirety of his bets that Ive seen the last couple years.

Including when he lost our Dexter McCluster bet from last year.

He didn't keep the avatar because who ever made the bet was too ****ing lazy (stupid) to make one for him in the first place.

Hammock Parties · 08-20-2012, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

He didn't keep the avatar because who ever made the bet was too ****ing lazy (stupid) to make one for him in the first place.

BossChief told me I could remove it. It was his avatar. The Stanzi BS.

08-19-2012, 10:53 PM	Topic Starter
Reerun_KC Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7231160	2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track. So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here) 2012 touch total 35 touches 15 left for the clownsuit again * Needs to average 1.875 touches a game Week 1 Atlanta 6 for 82 Week 2 Buffalo 4 for 32 Week 3 New Orleans 4 for 33 Week 4 San Diego 2 for 6 Week 5 Baltimore 0 for 0 Week 6 Tampa Bay 6 for 39 Week 7 Bye Week 8 Oakland 8 for 69 1 TD Week 9 San Diego 6 for 34 Last edited by Reerun_KC; 11-07-2012 at 08:41 AM..
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08-19-2012, 10:57 PM	#2
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2750478	If he remains as the #4 WR, he tops out at 40 touches. This accounts for bullshit reverses he'll run. He could be exposed as a terrible #3 WR if someone is hurt. __________________ Chiefs game films
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08-19-2012, 10:58 PM	#5
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $3203447	o great i was hoping wed do this for another year
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08-19-2012, 11:01 PM	#7
Reerun_KC Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7231160	3 touches a game puts him at 48 for the season. Strange he is on the pace in the preseason in limited playing time. I could be under estimating his role in this offense.
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08-19-2012, 11:02 PM	#8
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2750478	I'm guessing there will be games, considering our QB, where Bowe has 2 catches for 25 yards and McCluster has 5 for 30. This is the kind of QB he is. __________________ Chiefs game films
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08-19-2012, 11:38 PM	#9
okcchief MVP Join Date: Jul 2008 Casino cash: $9849890	You are probably losing this one GC.
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08-19-2012, 11:45 PM	#12
Reerun_KC Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7231160	There isn't a bet. You have to have honor and self respect when betting. That leaves the fraud out. So just a thread to keep updated.
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