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10-03-2012, 11:37 AM | Topic Starter |
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A Browns fan is staying at the house
The wife has a friend from work that is staying with us a few days. Wife tells me not to talk about politics becasue friend doesnt know much about it.
My candid and tried answer is "Fine, how bout them Chiefs?" To which the friend answered that she was a die-hard Browns fan. My chin hit the floor. #1 they exist...I thought they were like unicorns, big foot or Nessy. #2 I'm talking to one. #3 In my house with witnesses. #4 I thought I had it bad. #5 I guess I should appreciate being a Chiefs fan. She lamented and I shared her pain. The discusion didn't last very long. What do you talk about, which team is crappier? I did ask when is the correct time to start wearing bags on our heads. So, admittedly, I don't know much about the Browns and their history. When was their last playoff win? Have they won a Superbowl? Who are some of their better players in history? In the last 10 years, has their suckage been as bad as ours? Help educate me so I can be more informed and have a better conversation tonight. BTW, my wife was correct as to the politics stuff. She doesnt know crap. She's a HUGE Obama fan |
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10-03-2012, 11:40 AM | #2 |
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Here ya go;
So, you're a browns fan? So you're kind of used to takin it in the tailpipe then? Now move in for the threesome. Oh, also, Tits or GTFO |
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10-03-2012, 11:41 AM | #3 |
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The Browns have an amazing fan base. I think they have the largest fan club in the USA.
Lucky bastards got a new owner this year too. |
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10-03-2012, 06:39 PM | #4 |
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I kinda like the Browns. I empathize with them in a way I guess. We're both sort of the red-headed stepchildren of the NFL in the eyes of the national media. I also don't think their uniforms are terrible like a lot of people. It takes balls to wear shit brown.
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10-03-2012, 11:50 AM | #5 |
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Pics or GTFO
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10-03-2012, 11:51 AM | #6 |
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Our playoff win drought is longer than theirs. They have 1st round QB starting for them and looking good. They should pity us.
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10-03-2012, 11:55 AM | #7 |
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Tell her the old Browns are really good and won a Super Bowl not long ago. See if she swings at you.
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10-03-2012, 12:05 PM | #8 |
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10-03-2012, 12:08 PM | #9 |
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10-03-2012, 11:57 AM | #10 |
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I think it's been the same amount of time for both franchises in terms of playoffs wins.
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10-03-2012, 11:58 AM | #11 |
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And they've drafted a couple of first round qbs.
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10-03-2012, 12:00 PM | #12 |
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Nessie exists.
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10-03-2012, 11:58 AM | #15 |
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And they got rid of RAC and Quinn who are now on our team
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