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If Matt Cassel was...
Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.
If Matt Cassel was... A dog. He would be this dog. ![]() |
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If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be GoChiefs.
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If Matt Cassel were a QB he'd be Scott Mitchell
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You mean like this dog?
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If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.
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If Matt Cassel were president he'd be GWB.
Off to D.C.!
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If Matt Cassel were poop, he'd be diarrhea.
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If Matt Cassel were a forum, he'd be fatchatter.
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If Matt Cassel were a beer he'd be Weidemans Light.
If Matt Cassel were a reality tv star he'd be Honey Boo Boo's mom If Matt Cassel were an NFL quaterback he'd be the backup to Brady Quinn
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If Mark Kasl were a disease... he would be cancer.
If Mark Kasl were an animal... he would be a common shrew (smallest penis on any mammal on earth). If Mark Kasl were a candy... he would be black licorice. If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom. |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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This doesn't make sense. I thought she was exceedingly good at that, not terrible at it.
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If Matt Cassel were a QB, he'd be Matt Cassel.
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If Matt Cassel was a sheep in a slightly collapsed pocket, he'd be this sheep.
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