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11-23-2010, 12:45 PM | Topic Starter |
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In Need of a Pussy Repellent
So, one of 'our' cats has developed a serious food obsession. She sneaks into the kitchen after we eat and gets up on the counters to look for food. This is not acceptable. I've tried the squirt bottle with water, but the little b*tch hears us coming and runs away. For fun, I've plastered the counters with packing tape (sticky side up) about a half dozen times, so when kitty jumps up their, she gets a surprise. I thought that after a few times, she'd get the picture and stop, but she keeps at it.
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11-23-2010, 12:46 PM | #2 |
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11-23-2010, 12:48 PM | #4 |
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My neighbor's cat pisses on my other neighbor's patio rug everyday. It's kinda funny. Just jumps over his wall, squats on his rug and runs off. HAHA
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11-23-2010, 12:49 PM | #5 |
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11-23-2010, 12:50 PM | #6 |
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mouse traps on the counters. Doesn't take long for them to learn. Seriously.
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11-23-2010, 12:52 PM | #7 |
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Yeah, I thought of that. Chief Pussy overruled. I was also thinking about a latern battery with tuna in between the terminals.
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When we first got together my wife had a cat that approached my salt water tank at night. Mouse trap perimeter-snap in the night-caterwauling-sore paw-no more kitty at my tank. |
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11-23-2010, 01:03 PM | #9 |
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That is awfully tempting, but with my luck, it would take of a limb or something. That'd be hard explain. I guess I could blame it on the boy.
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11-23-2010, 01:00 PM | #10 |
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11-23-2010, 01:02 PM | #12 |
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Take it out back and shoot it. Problem solved.
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11-23-2010, 03:50 PM | #13 |
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11-23-2010, 01:04 PM | #14 |
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Get some capsaicin powder.
Sprinkle on some tuna. Wrap tuna around capsaicin as much as possible. Leave out for ****head cat. Listen for shrieks of kitty pain. Laugh as kitty learns her lesson.
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