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03-06-2013, 02:06 PM | Topic Starter |
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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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03-06-2013, 02:08 PM | #2 |
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He may have had a condom on, but that doesn't really seem like safe sex to me
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03-06-2013, 02:09 PM | #4 |
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I didn't think they wore condoms in Africa.
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03-06-2013, 03:41 PM | #7 |
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Seriously!!! It's strange that this is the only part of the story that I actually raised an eyebrow at!
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Kariba is Florida for Zimbabwe
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03-06-2013, 02:16 PM | #15 |
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He really must not have liked her if he just ran away whilst his girl was getting mauled to death.
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