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12-05-2000, 02:48 PM | Topic Starter |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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Anyone going?
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12-05-2000, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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They'll probably serve the dessert first.
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12-05-2000, 02:54 PM | #3 |
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Pick out the fastest waiter and try him out at HB.
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12-05-2000, 03:15 PM | #4 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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Well, that would probably be Tony Richardson.
Maslowski and Grunhard are supposed to be there, too. |
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12-05-2000, 03:27 PM | #5 |
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You just might see waiter by committee.
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12-05-2000, 03:36 PM | #6 |
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I hope Donnell isn't a waiter. He picks up your entree from a table 2 yards away, then [after about 35 seconds of lost, scared hesitation] sets it down somewhere around 1/2-way between you and the table.
[This message has been edited by JC-Johnny (edited 12-05-2000).] |
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12-05-2000, 03:48 PM | #7 |
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Stack the chairs up between the tables such to leave only one path to the other side of the room.
Go to that side and yell "Waiter, I need a fork". The first one there gets next weeks starting nod. |
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12-05-2000, 04:18 PM | #8 |
Haley sceptic....
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If you want good service, all you'd need to do is bring a picture of Grunny's butt, and stand it next to your table. They'll be falling over themselves trying to get to you.
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12-05-2000, 04:33 PM | #9 |
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Bob Dole will assume, then, that nobody here plans to attend...
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12-05-2000, 04:37 PM | #10 |
Better to burn out...
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The menu will be written by Rufus Dawes.
He'll talk it up like it's a first class gourmet meal. But when you get your plate, you'll realize that really it's just a turd out of Peterson's bunghole placed on a silver platter. <BR> |
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12-05-2000, 04:43 PM | #11 |
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It will have to be a pretty big platter to hold Stock or Li'l Schottie.
(And Gunther will be running around with his t-shirt pulled up over his head yelling, "I am the great Cornholio! Are you questioning me?") |
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12-05-2000, 10:08 PM | #12 |
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Then he will say
"I need TP for my bunghole" and stick the smelling salts up his nose again. |
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12-06-2000, 11:53 AM | #13 |
It's dejavu all over again!
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But I thought I had at least 45 seconds to get to your table....
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