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04-09-2013, 10:27 AM | Topic Starter |
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Man buys dogs that turn out to be rodents
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-steroids.html
Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs By JAMES NYE PUBLISHED: 08:44 EST, 7 April 2013 | UPDATED: 03:34 EST, 8 April 2013 Comments (505) Share Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids. One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations. Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle. |
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Argentines. Yuck
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Dude, wouldn't it be cheaper to just breed poodles than to use steroids on a rodent?
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04-09-2013, 12:55 PM | #13 |
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a poodle???? Those little ****ers are mean! They bite. Ferrets just lay there! Or so I've been told!
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Kind of just punishment for wanting a ****ing poodle in the first place.
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