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Family sayings that stuck with you.
So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.
When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading) My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now. |
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10-05-2012, 09:33 PM | #2 |
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"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today."
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10-05-2012, 09:33 PM | #3 |
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"you damn kids!"
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10-05-2012, 09:33 PM | #4 |
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"Please put down the knife, dad."
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10-05-2012, 09:35 PM | #5 |
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My dad used to say "there's a lot of quit in that boy" long before Ron White made it famous.
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10-05-2012, 09:34 PM | #6 |
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My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."
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10-06-2012, 01:26 PM | #7 |
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At my house it was, "Colder than whale poop at the bottom of the ocean."
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10-05-2012, 09:36 PM | #8 |
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my dad used to tell me to want in one hand and crap in the other; then see which one gets full first.
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10-05-2012, 09:39 PM | #9 |
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10-05-2012, 09:41 PM | #10 |
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10-05-2012, 09:44 PM | #11 |
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My ex FIL used to say that to which I'd retort "I'll sleep while I'm alive so I don't end up dead sooner thank you." Mr. hardest working guy ever took naps ever day so **** him.
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10-05-2012, 11:00 PM | #12 |
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mercy is one they'd say a lot, it's like saying 'meh' sort of. Especially my uncle, he'd use that one a lot.
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You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.
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