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12-28-2017, 10:43 PM | Topic Starter |
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You know when it's hot down under (Australia) if...
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps. 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron. 4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C (89.6 F) and you feel chilly. 5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car. 6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car. 7. You develop a fear of door handles. 8. You break into a sweat @ 7am 9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up cooking on the road". 10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state. 11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs. 12. The trees are whistling for dogs. 13. Shopping Centres are temples where you worship Air Conditioning 14. Sticking your head in freezers is considered normal 15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack 16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working. 17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing 18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away 19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you 20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate. |
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12-28-2017, 11:00 PM | #2 |
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... Awesome thread...
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12-28-2017, 11:11 PM | #3 |
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you know it's hot when a koala comes down from the tree cause the bark actually bites
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12-28-2017, 11:15 PM | #4 |
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Fw: Fw: Re: Fw:
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12-29-2017, 12:34 AM | #5 |
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...when the poisonous spiders have to rest before eating the poisonous moths in their web.
...when the poisonous jellyfish won't come to the surface to attack the poisonous crocodiles. ...when the poisonous snakes bask in the roadways awaiting the poisonous wallabies near the poisonous watering hole.
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12-29-2017, 03:38 AM | #6 | |
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12-29-2017, 11:22 AM | #8 |
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I'm willing to bet that they're also poisonous.
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12-29-2017, 12:46 AM | #9 |
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when its so hot even the snakes need to bathe
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12-29-2017, 10:58 AM | #10 |
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Umm, I’m reading this thread while sitting on the toilet... thanks you turd burgler.
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12-29-2017, 01:22 AM | #11 |
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12-29-2017, 03:39 AM | #12 |
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your yute's hood doubles as a bbq
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12-29-2017, 03:43 AM | #13 |
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it's so hot, even mexican's and african's won't migrate here. :unsureofpropersmileyforthisfact:
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12-29-2017, 03:51 AM | #14 |
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A witches tit is a hot commodity.
When you talk about the lack of sex from the wife your guy friends seem interested. The thought of a hemorrhoid seems soothing. same for a burning cross... Watching snow sking on tv becomes a daily activity
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12-29-2017, 07:11 AM | #15 |
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Welcome to Florida
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