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03-06-2014, 12:09 AM | Topic Starter |
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An interesting piece of junk mail.
This is perhaps the most interesting bit of junk mail I've received in years. For only $199, I can become a certified Tarot card reader for these people's particular brand of Tarot cards. During my seminar, I will learn to:
- choose the best card deck for various types of readings. - work with multiple decks simultaneously. - prepare an accurate card reading. - give myself a daily reading. - answer other people's questions accurately. - gain confidence and clarity in my reading ability. - give readings about life purpose, love, and health. At the end of the one-day course I will be able to hear my angels. So...do they really make enough money on this to afford sending out direct mail pieces? Really? This is kind of amazing. I probably should note that it didn't actually come to me. It came to a former tenant in my apartment who did some touchy-feely life coaching stuff for a living. But even if it was targeted, it still seems like people who want to be tarot card readers are going to be a very small part of any reasonable population. |
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03-06-2014, 12:15 AM | #2 |
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You need to speak to Oprah's Jamaican cousin:
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03-06-2014, 12:15 AM | #3 |
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Take course
Rent space at Wal-Mart Profit Also, I'll offer you my course for $189. |
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03-06-2014, 12:29 AM | #4 |
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SCORE! It's at the Austin Convention Center!
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03-06-2014, 09:26 AM | #5 |
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I'm wondering if that was a lack of proofreading on their part. The address label touts an event in Denver in big font before they direct me to the Austin Convention Center. I'm guessing that the person who printed these has a firing in their future.
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03-06-2014, 05:30 AM | #6 |
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Maybe you can tell us about chiefs record next year.
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03-06-2014, 05:51 AM | #7 |
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Be awesome to get paid to tell idiots you can see their blood splattered corpse lying in the sand, a look of terror frozen in their lifeless eyes.
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03-06-2014, 07:24 AM | #8 |
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Not my fault it was a just a bad tarot day/lawyer up
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03-06-2014, 07:26 AM | #9 |
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Can you help me stop smoking?
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03-06-2014, 08:01 AM | #10 |
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You open other peoples mail?
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03-06-2014, 08:05 AM | #11 |
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only his neighbors.
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03-06-2014, 09:26 AM | #12 |
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Only if I think there's money inside.
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03-06-2014, 09:36 AM | #13 |
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If these people were truly clairvoyant then wouldn't they know that you are not interested before they wasted postage?
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03-06-2014, 09:44 AM | #14 |
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Interesting indeed!
When you do this I want a reading and advice on my new business plan. Holistic Care Repair: I plan to offer an alternative to traditional auto repair, using such techniques as therapeutic touch, engine aura manipulation, deep engine massage, and, for extreme cases, sucking evil spirits out of the car (through the exhaust pipe). I talk to cars. |
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