Happy Thanksgiving! Here's your tornado!

[Bob Dole]

This crap sucks.

That is all.

[ROYC75]

How thoughtful, thanks for the spin!

[Rain Man]

Remember: if the tornado hits, stop, drop, and roll.

[OldTownChief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Remember: if the tornado hits, stop, drop, and roll.

And don't touch it., just tell a parent.

[Ultra Peanut]

The arklatex is getting pooped on right now. Some of that shit could be heading our way.

[Bob Dole]

"If you hear debris striking your house, do not go outside and take cover."

Really? You've got a Meteorology degree, don't you?

Phuqtard.

[Rain Man]

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

What? You're the farging Conjunction Police now?

[Braincase]

Originally Posted by Bob_Dole

What? You're the farging Conjunction Police now?

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

"And":
That's an additive, like "this and that".
"But":
That's sort of the opposite,
"Not this but that".
And then there's "or":
O-R, when you have a choice like
"This or that".
"And", "but", and "or",
Get you pretty far.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two.
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
Or no choice:
"Neither now nor ever"
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He cut loose the sandbags,
But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains,
Or down to the sea.
You should always say "thank you",
Or at least say "please".

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
In complex sentences like:

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

One could theoretically go INSIDE and not take cover as well. In theory.

I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.

Maybe that is why he is bitching.....

[Raiderhater]

Texas has been getting battered the past few days. We've had a few tornado touchdowns on the north side of town here.

Thankfully, all of the nasty stuff has been on the north side today. My part of town was rather pleasant most of the day.

[Rain Man]

Remember, if a tornado hits, place your sternum against a corner such a countertop and thrust downward hard and fast.