The 40 virgins in heaven thing

[blsilks]

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by blsilks

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

I think its like 73 virgins or something. I don't know why

[Eleazar]

Here's the first result from google:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/S...631357,00.html

Google rocks, check it out

http://www.google.com/

[Saulbadguy]

I don't realize why 40 virgins would be a such a good thing. Don't the terrorists realize that if they are virgins, their is likely a very good reason they ARE virgins?

Ah..who am I kidding. Fat ugly chicks need some lovin too.

[blsilks]

True. They never said 40, 70, or 72 hot virgins did they.

[morphius]

Damn, I read something once, god only knows what happened to that link, but it was a story about a group in the middle east during the time of the crusades and before that would bring members into their group and as part of the ceremony would basic slip you a drug and send you out into a beutiful garden with a few women to trick them into believing that they were actually in heaven. Having a taste of heaven made them a rather dedicated and brutal killing group with no fear. Which I think is where the origin for the .. virgins came from.

Now I read that on the internet so you know it has to be true.

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by morphius

Damn, I read something once, god only knows what happened to that link, but it was a story about a group in the middle east during the time of the crusades and before that would bring members into their group and as part of the ceremony would basic slip you a drug and send you out into a beutiful garden with a few women to trick them into believing that they were actually in heaven. Having a taste of heaven made them a rather dedicated and brutal killing group with no fear. Which I think is where the origin for the .. virgins came from.

Now I read that on the internet so you know it has to be true.

possibly the hassassin order of muslims??

wait, I'm going off of what I've read about in a few books, not actual fact--though that IS where the word assassin comes from, those who smoked hashish to ordain the religious zeal to kill others

-EB-

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by blsilks

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

This is not my idea, but it is a good one.

We need to take a C 130 and load it with those mini bottles of Jack Daniels & or Tequila, with a pic of a clad babe rolled and rubberband beside each one, and drop millions of these things across the middle east. They need to lighten up a little.

[Over-Head]

Think about it this way...You have some dude telling you ..."Go strap 10 lbs of C4 to your chest, and waltz on into a building, take out as many innocent victims as you can"
Just to prove a point that no one3 will ever really figure out anyway.
.
Now he finishes up with 1 of 2 scenarios
1) ..."in doing so you'll get to see Allah in the next life who will give to you 40 virgins to do with as you please for the rest of eternity"

OR

2) ..."you'll make people think you were in fact just another reerun, who's gonna end up nothing more then 5 lbs of goo to constitute a body, and get your grade 10 highschool pic plastered on the front page of "The Bagdad Times".

Now which line do ya spose you’d be able to convince Mohammed to blow himself to kingdom come with?

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Think about it this way...You have some dude telling you ..."Go strap 10 lbs of C4 to your chest, and waltz on into a building, take out as many innocent victims as you can"
Just to prove a point that no one3 will ever really figure out anyway.
.
Now he finishes up with 1 of 2 scenarios
1) ..."in doing so you'll get to see Allah in the next life who will give to you 40 virgins to do with as you please for the rest of eternity"

OR

2) ..."you'll make people think you were in fact just another reerun, who's gonna end up nothing more then 5 lbs of goo to constitute a body, and get your grade 10 highschool pic plastered on the front page of "The Bagdad Times".

Now which line do ya spose you’d be able to convince Mohammed to blow himself to kingdom come with?

Do you know what the scariest, heck, make that deadliest thing is? The dumbasses believe it.

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Do you know what the scariest, heck, make that deadliest thing is? The dumbasses believe it.

It goes back to the Shieks and Harem thing....

The don't all look like 'Genie' (Barbara Eden) either.

Isn't it 72 virgins.????

These terrorists couldn't handle 72 virgin or non-virgins.

What crock of $hit.

[alanm]

Originally Posted by nm_dbf

It goes back to the Shieks and Harem thing....

The don't all look like 'Genie' (Barbara Eden) either.

Isn't it 72 virgins.????

These terrorists couldn't handle 72 virgin or non-virgins.

What crock of $hit.

Yeah, it was 72 virgins. Dennis Miller had a funny take on it. He said " 72 Virgins....I'm thinking after the first 7 or 8 virgins you're gonna want a Pro." "And wouldn't it be justice if they got it wrong. Instead of 72 virgins waiting for you it was a 72 yr old virgin"

[Predarat]

I doubt so many virgins still exist. I think in the modern day and age those terrorists are just SOL.

[blsilks]

What if the virgins are all transexuals also. You could find yourself trapped in a room in heaven with 40 ugly transexual virgins who hate you. That wouldnt be cool.

I never heard anything about them being female virgins. Just imagine if you were stuck with 40 hairy versions of gochiefs and slayer diablo....