Your Favorite "Funny/Parody" Song

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-12-2005, 07:46 AM

I listened to Sublime this morning on the way to work.

I always laugh at "Date Rape;" it'll be stuck in my head all day.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-12-2005, 07:48 AM

SUBLIME Lyrics

Date Rape

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE

She didn't want to TAKE IT!

Hammock Parties · 01-12-2005, 07:52 AM

Anything by Weird Al. I own several of his CDs.

teedubya · 01-12-2005, 08:24 AM

that sublime song isnt a parody.

My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic.

Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-12-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

that sublime song isnt a parody.

I know; but I think it's funny.

ndbbm · 01-12-2005, 09:01 AM

Amish Paradise?

**gblowfish** · 01-12-2005, 09:07 AM

Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)
Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-12-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)
Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.

Thanks, I'll have to check those out.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-12-2005, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

The video for that song rocks. Makes fun of all those shitty-ass puffy videos.

I hate puffy.

It's one of the reasons I like that song too.

siberian khatru · 01-12-2005, 02:27 PM

Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")

Rukdafaidas · 01-12-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")

Ha, I still have the Jaws and King Kong 45's somewhere. They were great.

**Nzoner** · 01-12-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")

Remember those well,hell I liked them so much I made a 90 minute tape just like them in college based on all true stuff that had happened to my frat brothers and myself.It was a great hit at parties.

**morphius** · 01-12-2005, 09:09 AM

Big Gay Al's rendition of "Back that Ass Up" cracks me up everytime.

tyton75 · 01-12-2005, 10:35 AM

Cartmans rendition of Oh Holy Night makes me laugh

and Stephen Lynch is probably the funniest guy I have seen in some time.

01-12-2005, 07:46 AM	Topic Starter
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01-12-2005, 07:48 AM	#2
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $5194285	SUBLIME Lyrics Date Rape Let me tell you about a girl I know, had a drink about a hour ago. Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell. She heard a noise and she looked through the door. And saw a man she'd never seen before. Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile. Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door And took an empty seat next to her at the bar. "My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" And she said."Wait a minute I have to think." He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car and drove someplace real far. Now babe the time has come. How'd ya like to have a little fun? And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar. He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar. Come on party people won't you listen to me. Date Rape Stylee. The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law, went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!" The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his hearted is filled with tears. That night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE RAPE She didn't want to TAKE IT! __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9460002	that sublime song isnt a parody. My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic. Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs
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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/) Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.
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siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $1994950	Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid: Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him! Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")
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