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What's the Biggest Lie...
You've ever told to a girl (or guy for the ladies) in order to hook up with them? I had a friend who I went to a party in Oregon with who spoke with an Irish accent and claimed to be from Dublin all night so this one girl would sleep with him. I bet him it wouldn't work. I lost.
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"I scored 4 touchdowns in one game."
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This won't hurt....
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“We want players who are big, strong, smart, fast, tough and disciplined,” Pioli said, finally bringing an end to the era of Chiefs executives who searched desperately for players who are small, weak, stupid, slow, fragile and unruly. |
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Ha. American girls are suck suckers for foreign accents.
So I'm told, anyway. * Edit: Yeah, that should have been "such suckers" not "suck suckers."
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I once told a girl in high school that I was Mel Gibson's cousin. Of course, I can do a damn good Aussie accent.
She wasn't very bright, but she had other fantastic attributes.
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The biggest lie I ever told was to get away from a woman.
In a horrible, horrible mistake, I was engaged to a nutcase back in my early 20s. (She was a well-disguised nutcase, in my own defense.) When we finally broke up, she continued to call sporadically for a year or so. At some point, I got laid off from my job, and it was a big layoff - thousands of people. She called and asked if I'd been laid off, and I said yes. She asked if I was going to stay in St. Louis, and I said yes. Then I hung up the phone and finished loading the Ryder truck for Texas. I guess she never figured out where I moved, because I never got another call.
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Back in about '88 or so I was drinking at Swannies with a buddy and some chick thought I was Jim Presley of the Mariners.. I never told her I was, but I let her believe it..
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