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02-06-2006, 05:23 PM | Topic Starter |
THE RED MENACE
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Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy.
On David Letterman
10. "Your saddle is Versace" 9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'" 8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'" 7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'" 6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower" 5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'" 4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers" 3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea" 2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon" 1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse" |
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02-06-2006, 05:33 PM | #2 |
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Three weeks ago, this would have been clever...
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02-06-2006, 05:44 PM | #3 |
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11. You want Jerome Bettis to suck your ass
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02-06-2006, 05:45 PM | #4 |
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Leno is better than Letterman IMO. Though OReilly got OWNED by Letterman on his show a couple weeks ago.
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02-06-2006, 05:46 PM | #5 |
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11. you listen to Coldplay.
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02-06-2006, 05:53 PM | #6 |
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12. You think Leno is better than Letterman...
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02-06-2006, 05:59 PM | #7 |
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I never watch letterman. I've always watched Leno, Conan, and Kimmel
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02-06-2006, 06:06 PM | #8 |
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Conan is indeed better than both of them. Wish he had better muscial guests though. Oh well he'll get that in 2008.
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02-06-2006, 06:12 PM | #9 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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13. You bring Kleenex to a shoot out.
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02-06-2006, 06:28 PM | #10 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication
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02-06-2006, 08:43 PM | #11 | |
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02-06-2006, 09:31 PM | #12 | |
Fall down 7 times, get up 8
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02-06-2006, 08:29 PM | #13 |
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"You know how I know you two are gay? You're holding each other ever so gently."- 40 Year Old Virgin
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02-06-2006, 08:40 PM | #14 |
"F_ck Family Fun Night"
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#14. You read this post just to make sure you didn't meet any of the signs.
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02-06-2006, 08:42 PM | #15 |
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You have a flamming keyboard as your avatar and try so hard to be masculine to the point it is obvious that you are trying to hide something. Ohh, also you are worried everyone else is gay. That is a give away regarding insecurity of sexuality. The cowboy thing I am not sure of yet.
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