Need some planet help...top 10 reasons to

**Nzoner** · 04-18-2006, 08:56 AM

I'm just coming off a big deadline and not feeling real creative or humorous so I thought I'd call on my fellow planeteers to see if you could lend a hand.

Here's the deal,I'm on the committee for our 25th high school reunion and the idea for a t-shirt that got the okay is a top 10 reasons to go to your 25th high school reunion.

I know most of you are not even close to thinking about 25 years yet but I know this place has got some creative and humorous individuals so your help would be appreciated.

At this point anything and everything will be considered,from boobs sagging to viagra jokes or whatever,so let's hear it.

Thanks for the help.

**Saulbadguy** · 04-18-2006, 08:57 AM

10. Because you've recently changed your name from Samuel to Samantha!

**Rain Man** · 04-18-2006, 09:13 AM

10. Relive your legendary exploits in band camp.

9. See how the tontine is coming along.

8. Last great opportunity to get 100 people to simultaneously do "The Hustle."

7. It's the best place to discover children that you never knew you had.

6. You didn't invest in that breast augmentation just to sit around at home, now, did you?

5. If you begin planting the seeds now that you scored the winning touchdown at homecoming, in another 25 years everyone will believe you.

4. Show everyone that, even after 25 years, you can still grow a mullet with the best of them.

3. Drinking is legal now. You can do it in public.

2. Great opportunity to review and discuss whether you ever used algebra in real life.

And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion...

1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.

**Nzoner** · 04-18-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

8. Last great opportunity to get 100 people to simultaneously do "The Hustle."

This is a scary thought,thankfully I'm doing the music,if it gets requested I Don't Have It.

**Nzoner** · 04-18-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion...

1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.

And her court.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-18-2006, 10:01 AM

So you can see photos of yourself making the letters "Y", "M", "C", or "A" plastered all over the Internet at classmates.com

So you can wake up nude, alone, broke, and covered with cooking oil in a seedy motel room on Pearl Rd. to the sound of the manager pounding on the door.

So fellow students can gather around you, marvel at how great you look and how well they remember you.... and that you were the best Driver's Ed. teacher they ever had.

04-18-2006, 09:13 AM

Because it's a good time to start compiling a list of pallbearers.

04-18-2006, 09:14 AM

Rainman already has the shirt.

Hammock Parties · 04-18-2006, 09:17 AM

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

04-18-2006, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

Be careful, I don't think the ink is dry.

58-4ever · 04-18-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

You would probably find a lot of them on myspace. I've found almost too many.

04-18-2006, 09:17 AM

So you and your high school sweetheart can start working towards divorce #4.

StcChief · 04-18-2006, 09:23 AM

25 years...done that.

11. Because it's like Deja vu all over again.

CoMoChief · 04-18-2006, 09:30 AM

To make fun of the HS nerds whom are making 50x more $$ than what you make now.

04-18-2006, 08:56 AM	Topic Starter
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Need some planet help...top 10 reasons to I'm just coming off a big deadline and not feeling real creative or humorous so I thought I'd call on my fellow planeteers to see if you could lend a hand. Here's the deal,I'm on the committee for our 25th high school reunion and the idea for a t-shirt that got the okay is a top 10 reasons to go to your 25th high school reunion. I know most of you are not even close to thinking about 25 years yet but I know this place has got some creative and humorous individuals so your help would be appreciated. At this point anything and everything will be considered,from boobs sagging to viagra jokes or whatever,so let's hear it. Thanks for the help.
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