If I had a swimming pool...

**Rain Man** · 04-24-2006, 04:07 PM

I would definitely want to get a remote-controlled shark for it.

http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?so...ProductID=3389

It would need to be bigger, though. And bite. I'd want it to be able to bite.

thebrad84 · 04-24-2006, 04:11 PM

Something tells me that at the price of $99.50 and it using only 4 AA batteries, that thing would be a major disappointment.

**Rain Man** · 04-24-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thebrad84

Something tells me that at the price of $99.50 and it using only 4 AA batteries, that thing would be a major disappointment.

Hmm. So it's unrealistic to think that it could leap out of the water and smash little remote-control fishing boats? Because that would be really cool.

Clint in Wichita · 04-24-2006, 04:18 PM

Only if it has a laser on its f_ckin' head.

thebrad84 · 04-24-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hmm. So it's unrealistic to think that it could leap out of the water and smash little remote-control fishing boats? Because that would be really cool.

Unfortunately I'm thinking so.

And yeah, what the hell are you talking about ChiefsfaninNC? Are you suggesting you'd use this as some sort of sexual device?..and..if so, how? what? where? when? WHY?

CHIEF4EVER · 04-24-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I would definitely want to get a remote-controlled shark for it.

http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?so...ProductID=3389

It would need to be bigger, though. And bite. I'd want it to be able to bite.

And chew and swallow and belch. Especially belching after eating. That would be a nice touch.

Joe Seahawk · 04-24-2006, 04:12 PM

That looks more realistic than the one in Jaws 3..

chiefsfaninNC · 04-24-2006, 04:14 PM

I could think of other things that I would like besides using it's teeth.

**Rain Man** · 04-24-2006, 04:17 PM

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I could think of other things that I would like besides using it's teeth.

I - uh.... I think that ... (concerned and perplexed look at chiefsfaninNC).

CHIEF4EVER · 04-24-2006, 04:17 PM

Oh, and it need to have a FRICKIN LASER BEAM ON IT'S HEAD.

Clint in Wichita · 04-24-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER

Oh, and it need to have a FRICKIN LASER BEAM ON IT'S HEAD.

Bastard!

CHIEF4EVER · 04-24-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

Bastard!

**QuikSsurfer** · 04-24-2006, 04:24 PM

i'd rather have a remote anaconda

thebrad84 · 04-24-2006, 04:27 PM

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i'd rather have a remote anaconda

Good lord people...what is the deal with the sexual devices? It's supposed to be a toy...not for the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter.

Jilly · 04-24-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by thebrad84

Good lord people...what is the deal with the sexual devices? It's supposed to be a toy...not for the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter.

you should really broaden your horizons!

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