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04-28-2006, 10:01 PM | Topic Starter |
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Amusing descriptors from KcChiefs.com
I was just browsing the Chiefs roster and noticed they describe Greg Wesley as "Bone-rattling" and a "devastating hitter." He's also described as an "excellent tackler."
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04-28-2006, 10:04 PM | #2 |
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Rich Scanlon: "Instinctive and cerebral"
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Damon Huard: "Talented ninth-year signal-caller", "Did an exceptional job of replicating the idiosyncracies of opposing signal callers as Kansas City’s scout team QB a year ago" (wow)
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Kendral Bell: "Fleet-footed"
When I saw him last season he looked like a slow, piece of shit.
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04-30-2006, 09:33 PM | #5 |
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Eric Hicks: "Rugged"
Jerome Woods: "Seasoned performer" Ryan Sims: "Powerful" |
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04-30-2006, 09:41 PM | #6 |
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That website is a total joke. I've tried to get on there for the past two days to check out their take on the picks and have been unable to access it.
The server must have imploded when more than 3 people tried to hit it at the same time.
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I had the same problems but it would load after awhile.
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You guys are lying.
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