Singing and Pooping

Mr. Laz · 07-06-2006, 02:09 PM

5 year old little girl who always sings when she poops

heh ... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.

anyone have a singing poop artist??

lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"

**Donger** · 07-06-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

5 year old girl who always sings when she poops

heh... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.

anyone have a singing poop artist??

lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

**pr_capone** · 07-06-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

I have never heard anything like that before.

Lurch · 07-06-2006, 02:22 PM

I often tell the wife, "I'll be right back hon; I gotta drop the kids off at the pool;" the look she throws me makes it worthwhile.

**RealSNR** · 07-06-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurch

I often tell the wife, "I'll be right back hon; I gotta drop the kids off at the pool;" the look she throws me makes it worthwhile.

Nononono... you're dropping the COSBY kids off at the pool

**ChiTown** · 07-06-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

Oh, that's freaking funny. You got to get that on tape and frame his little ass in 10 yrs or so.........

R&GHomer · 07-06-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

That is so fuggin funny

Tuesday my girfriend, her three sisters and two Nieces had come over after getting some fireworks. My youngest son “8” came in and had to use the bathroom. After about two minutes we hear him “urgggghhhhh cooome on, I’ve got things to do… Erggghghghgg, this isn’t fuuuuunny my friends are waaaaiting on meee… grrrugggg. At this point my girlfriends sisters and nieces are just looking at each other like “WHAT THE HELL” I don’t skip a beat… Go on BOY! Tell that turd whose boss. Gawd I love Tom Arnold “Classic”.

Not singing, but damn funny if you ask me.

**Nzoner** · 07-06-2006, 05:39 PM

Personally,I don't make it a point to sing when I shit but there have been times when I've screamed louder than Plant's intro to The Immigrant Song.My lil bro,the nurse,tells me I need to drink more water.

**DaFace** · 07-06-2006, 02:34 PM

Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?

**pr_capone** · 07-06-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?

Perfectly acceptable.... to me anyways. That is of course if he didnt ask you to give it a shake for him since his hands were occupied.

Adept Havelock · 07-06-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?

That's funny. Almost as funny as the time a guy in the next stall was yakking away, aid "hang on a minute", stood up, and I heard a wet "plop" followed by a string of curses.

I wonder if the warranty covered that? Pretty **itty if it didn't.

**sd4chiefs** · 07-06-2006, 04:42 PM

Sometimes I will sneeze when I poop. NO, it does not work the other way.

sedated · 07-06-2006, 02:41 PM

there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Lurch · 07-06-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Shit, I didn't think anyone had noticed. I'm brainstorming a book idea I have. And I'm the only intelligent conversation in the office. Sorry.

Hydrae · 07-06-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Not sure why I am even asking this but how do you know he is done pissing?

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