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08-15-2006, 05:37 PM | Topic Starter |
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WTF??!! Icing Babies? so, so WRONG!
Fist off, let me say that I love my mom dearly. But she lives in a small town in Ohio where all the ladies do crap like scrapbook, and make vests with quilted designs on them and wear them, and bake weird cakes for everyone's birthday and crap like that.
She's always forwarding me emails from her circle of friends, those kinds with titles like "angel kisses/God bless you/God bless our troops/hug around the world/pass this on to ten people and have good luck, etc. etc. Today she crossed the line by forwarding me an email with photos of "Icing Babies." Apparently these are cake toppers made from marzipan, a type of sculptable almond frosting. I guess you'd put them on "It's a boy/girl" cakes? But, excuse me, DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE AN ABORTED FETUS? GROSS! Like I want to eat something with this thing that looks like it should be in a jar of formaldehyde, NOT ON A CAKE!!! I guess you could get one for an abortion party? You could read all the forwarded comments from the chain of quilt-ladies like "how precious" "so cuuute!" and "She's so talented!" All I could think about is Fat Bastard 'I WANNA EAT THE BABY!!! GET IN MY BELLY!" |
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08-15-2006, 05:39 PM | #2 |
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icing babies -- GROSS!
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08-15-2006, 05:40 PM | #3 |
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are the pics showing? Or do you have to click.
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08-15-2006, 05:42 PM | #4 |
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Pics will only show up if you attach one per post. Use imageshack if you want to post multiple pics per message.
And they're not THAT creepy. Not saying I'd want one on MY cake, but they look pretty good considering they're made of icing. |
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08-15-2006, 05:46 PM | #5 | |
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08-15-2006, 05:47 PM | #6 |
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I hear they taste good with ketchup.
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08-15-2006, 05:50 PM | #7 |
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Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside.
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Wow. I was envisioning something more cartoonlike. Those would indeed be a little creepy, especially if they're filled with cherry pie filling.
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"Iced Babies......is PEOPLE!!!!!"
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08-15-2006, 06:55 PM | #12 |
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Iced.
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The more I look at those, the more they creep me out. I don't think I could put a knife into one of those.
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08-15-2006, 07:08 PM | #14 |
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Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do.
Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do. Alright stop! Colaborate and listen. Here's something gross and I'm not shittin' Someone, grabbed a hold of some marzipan Made some babies and snapped pics of them in her hand. Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do. Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do. Put one, on your birthday cake. People gonna scream IS THAT REAL? Naw, b!tch, it's fake. Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do. Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do. |
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I must say, though, that it would be really neat to make a film of my cat finding and eating one.
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