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Old 01-23-2007, 09:15 PM   Topic Starter
88TG88 88TG88 is offline
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How would NFL scouts describe you

check out some descriptions of incoming senior bowl players. If you were invited to play, and they were describing you, what comments would they put next to you?

no lying to try and make yourself sound great (gochiefs )

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Rufus Alexander V-shape and thick up top.
Dallas Baker 6030 203 35 3/4 9 7/8 Flab around the gut.
Justin Blalock 6033 331 33 1/2 10 1/4 Big rear end but sloppy on top.
Buster Davis 5093 244 31 1/8 10 1/2 Stout and built like a stump.
Dustin Fry 6023 326 33 1/8 9 3/4 Mr. Jiggles.
Quentin Moses 6047 249 33 1/2 9 1/2 Flat chested and soft.
Chase Pittman 6044 272 32 3/4 10 7/8 Small spare tire and no chest.
DeMarcus Tyler 6021 323 33 9 3/4 Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".
Dwayne Bowe 6022 222 33 1/4 9 1/2 Built like a linebacker.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:17 PM   #2
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Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:18 PM   #3
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Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.
...and old. Oh, and his knees make more noise than a 68' pickup.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:18 PM   #4
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:25 PM   #5
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heres mine
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height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:25 PM   #6
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:26 PM   #7
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milkman HAS NOT Lost his burst.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:27 PM   #8
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:27 PM   #9
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heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend
Your girlfriend must be very proud!
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:35 PM   #10
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Your girlfriend must be very proud!
ya i do what i can
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:30 PM   #11
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heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend
[Your girlfriend]You'd better be "wonderlic" if you're a shrimp.[/Your girlfriend]
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:21 PM   #12
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:22 PM   #13
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Tall, long arms and slower than molasses. Beer gut developing as well. Did I mention slow?
You're carrying too much fire wood..Bugeater has lost his burst.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:24 PM   #14
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:25 PM   #15
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