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NFT: Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help
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This guy is a total tool.....
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No phone but a he's got a sword. Priorities in order.
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Chivalry isn't dead yet.
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Van Iveren's "mistake" unfolded on the morning of Feb. 12 when Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was listening to music in the apartment he shares with his mother behind Red & Bunny's Diner on S. Main St.
39 years old and still living with your mother? I think that justifies why he's still watching porn on the couch.
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lol. Pretty funny. Guy's a loser but I hope they drop the charges.
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The other guy was watching porn, the 39 year old was trying to cut off his johnston.
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Oh, man. This article is littered with potential jokes.
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I can't believe the guy who was watching the porn didn't have a heart attack or something.
I mean, he's probably sitting there watching porn playing a little pocket pool when all of a sudden, some crazy man bursts through his door wielding a 39-inch sword. Yikes! |
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Maybe this dork was trying to save the princess???
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I see your schwartz is as big as mine.......
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I got goo in my hair as a result!
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Sell the sword. Buy a phone, dode.
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