Funny Bumper stickers spotted today...

dtebbe · 04-11-2007, 11:01 PM

This trashed out van (that belonged down by the river)

On one back window:

FRODO FAILED
Bush has the ring

On the other back window:

LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT?
Check under my tires

Of coarse it also had a big #3 on one side and #8 on the other, affirming his alabama heritage.

DT

stlchiefs · 04-12-2007, 12:15 AM

I love the cat one.

chiefsfan987 · 04-12-2007, 12:27 AM

I've never been one for bumper stickers, but I have this neighbor that has one with a smiling bunny on it that says "have a great day you worthless turd" on it. Cracks me up every time I see it.

ZootedGranny · 04-12-2007, 01:03 AM

I saw a good one a few days ago.

I'm tailgating this guy for five or six miles when I see his bumper sticker says "Visualize Whirled Peas."

I thought it was clever, so I swung around him to give him a thumbs up. Just as we're parallel, he empties both barrels of a sawed off shotgun into the passenger window, striking my brother in the face, killing him instantly.

I LOL'D.

StcChief · 04-12-2007, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

I saw a good one a few days ago.

I'm tailgating this guy for five or six miles when I see his bumper sticker says "Visualize Whirled Peas."

I thought it was clever, so I swung around him to give him a thumbs up. Just as we're parallel, he empties both barrels of a sawed off shotgun into the passenger window, striking my brother in the face, killing him instantly.

I LOL'D.

He probably took of his old one: Keep Honking I'm Re-Loading

greg63 · 04-12-2007, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtebbe

This trashed out van (that belonged down by the river)

On one back window:

FRODO FAILED
Bush has the ring

On the other back window:

LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT?
Check under my tires

Of coarse it also had a big #3 on one side and #8 on the other, affirming his alabama heritage.

DT

There ya go QuiKSstoner; mystery solved.

greg63 · 04-12-2007, 06:20 AM

BTW dtebbe here is the correct specs for your sig.

That will be $1000000000000000000000000000000000000.00

Extra Point · 04-12-2007, 06:22 AM

"Support the Right to Arm Bears" has always been a favorite. My Sis got for my Dad's yellow 71 Bug: "Don't Honk! I'm pedaling as fast as I can!"

cadmonkey · 04-12-2007, 06:44 AM

as much as I hate bumper stickers this one caught me as funny as hell:

GAS, GRASS, AND ASS
The Are No Free Rides!

**Skip Towne** · 04-12-2007, 06:48 AM

There is an S-10 pickup running around town that is lowered to the max. The bumper sticker says "No Fat Girls".

Kraut · 04-12-2007, 06:54 AM

I have to admit that the Bush / Frodo one is funny.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-12-2007, 07:27 AM

I have these two on my car: ANKH IF YOU LOVE ISIS .... and .... ISIS! ISIS! RA! RA! RA!

I saw this one when I moved to the area: Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.

04-11-2007, 11:01 PM	Topic Starter
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	Funny Bumper stickers spotted today... This trashed out van (that belonged down by the river) On one back window: FRODO FAILED Bush has the ring On the other back window: LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT? Check under my tires Of coarse it also had a big #3 on one side and #8 on the other, affirming his alabama heritage. DT
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04-12-2007, 12:15 AM	#2
stlchiefs Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: St. Loser, MO Casino cash: $10005674	I love the cat one.
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04-12-2007, 01:03 AM	#4
ZootedGranny Chump Steamroller Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: . Casino cash: $10015042	I saw a good one a few days ago. I'm tailgating this guy for five or six miles when I see his bumper sticker says "Visualize Whirled Peas." I thought it was clever, so I swung around him to give him a thumbs up. Just as we're parallel, he empties both barrels of a sawed off shotgun into the passenger window, striking my brother in the face, killing him instantly. I LOL'D.
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04-12-2007, 06:20 AM	#8
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $6604990	BTW dtebbe here is the correct specs for your sig. That will be $1000000000000000000000000000000000000.00 Attached Thumbnails __________________
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04-12-2007, 06:22 AM	#9
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	"Support the Right to Arm Bears" has always been a favorite. My Sis got for my Dad's yellow 71 Bug: "Don't Honk! I'm pedaling as fast as I can!" __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
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04-12-2007, 12:27 AM	#3
chiefsfan987 MVP Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $8048441	I've never been one for bumper stickers, but I have this neighbor that has one with a smiling bunny on it that says "have a great day you worthless turd" on it. Cracks me up every time I see it.
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04-12-2007, 06:44 AM	#10
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	as much as I hate bumper stickers this one caught me as funny as hell: GAS, GRASS, AND ASS The Are No Free Rides! __________________
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04-12-2007, 06:48 AM	#11
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	There is an S-10 pickup running around town that is lowered to the max. The bumper sticker says "No Fat Girls".
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04-12-2007, 06:54 AM	#12
Kraut Don't Make Me Angry... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hells Kitchen, NY Casino cash: $9984925	I have to admit that the Bush / Frodo one is funny.
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04-12-2007, 07:27 AM	#13
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	I have these two on my car: ANKH IF YOU LOVE ISIS .... and .... ISIS! ISIS! RA! RA! RA! I saw this one when I moved to the area: Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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