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08-28-2007, 07:58 PM | Topic Starter |
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Lower the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism!
Watching Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery on the tube. It's ending actually. Damn I forgot how funny this movie is.
My favorite part... Dr. Evil in family therapy... "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." Thats' good stuff. |
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08-28-2007, 08:27 PM | #3 | |
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"Seabass? Are they ill tempered?" "Oh yes." "Well that's a start I suppose."
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08-28-2007, 08:24 PM | #4 |
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My brothers and I joked that Frau Farbissina was just like our mother. She used to yell at us just like she does in that film.
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08-28-2007, 08:25 PM | #5 |
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Oh, and I would suck the jam out of Elizabeth Hurley's toes and ask for seconds. And thirds.
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Errr, okay...
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Another favorite part... there's so many.
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EDIT: I also like how he's so calm throughout the whole thing. |
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OK you inspired me...
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