Coors Light is ghey beer

dtebbe · 10-07-2007, 06:32 PM

They have the absolute most ghey commercials ever, and they run them for like 3 seasons. That train is the gheyest train ever, and the beer sucks.

that's all

**Easy 6** · 10-07-2007, 06:36 PM

Oh whatever, go have a Merlot.

I think the press conference commercials are funny & i'm having an ice cold Coors Light right now.

I've seen the Coors plant in Colorado & there REALLY is a huge, rushing river coming down from the mountains right behind it, where they get their water.

I bet its the best water used by ANY brewery.

dtebbe · 10-07-2007, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Oh whatever, go have a Merlot.

I think the press conference commercials are funny & i'm having an ice cold Coors Light right now.

I've seen the Coors plant in Colorado & there REALLY is a huge, rushing river coming down from the mountains right behind it, where they get their water.

I bet its the best water used by ANY brewery.

I pooped in that river last year.

**Easy 6** · 10-07-2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dtebbe

I pooped in that river last year.

How many shit particles do you think there is in the city water used by most breweries???

seclark · 10-07-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

I bet its the best water used by ANY brewery.

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**Bugeater** · 10-07-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Oh whatever, go have a Merlot.

I think the press conference commercials are funny & i'm having an ice cold Coors Light right now.

I've seen the Coors plant in Colorado & there REALLY is a huge, rushing river coming down from the mountains right behind it, where they get their water.

I bet its the best water used by ANY brewery.

It probably is, but unfortunately they make one of the shittiest beers with it.

**Easy 6** · 10-07-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

It probably is, but unfortunately they make one of the shittiest beers with it.

Pete Coors has been known to personally gouge out the eyes of dissenters with a wooden spoon, i'd be careful if i were you...

**Bugeater** · 10-07-2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Pete Coors has been known to personally gouge out the eyes of dissenters with a wooden spoon, i'd be careful if i were you...

What's funny is I don't think I've ever had a regular Coors in my life, I'm basing that solely on Coors Light, which I've drank more than I'd like to admit. I was young and dumb at one time.

**Easy 6** · 10-07-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

What's funny is I don't think I've ever had a regular Coors in my life, I'm basing that solely on Coors Light, which I've drank more than I'd like to admit. I was young and dumb at one time.

I've always found that i dont get hangovers as bad with it, which i've attributed to the good water.

Who knows...it works for me.

KCChiefsMan · 10-07-2007, 06:38 PM

the first few press conference commercials were great, now they are jumping the shark with that. Just plain stupid now.

blueballs · 10-07-2007, 06:43 PM

the can turns blue when cold
if you can't tell when beer is cold
maybe you shouldn't drink at all

Dr. Johnny Fever · 10-07-2007, 06:45 PM

I've always thought of Heineken as ghey beer.

KCChiefsMan · 10-07-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

the can turns blue when cold
if you can't tell when beer is cold
maybe you shouldn't drink at all

at the fox n hound, they had a special on Coors Light buckets of them and we got a few of those, the label turned purple and not blue.

**the Talking Can** · 10-07-2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

at the fox n hound, they had a special on Coors Light buckets of them and we got a few of those, the label turned purple and not blue.

that means you're pregnant

10-07-2007, 06:32 PM	Topic Starter
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Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3167775	Oh whatever, go have a Merlot. I think the press conference commercials are funny & i'm having an ice cold Coors Light right now. I've seen the Coors plant in Colorado & there REALLY is a huge, rushing river coming down from the mountains right behind it, where they get their water. I bet its the best water used by ANY brewery.
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KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	the first few press conference commercials were great, now they are jumping the shark with that. Just plain stupid now.
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10-07-2007, 06:43 PM	#11
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	the can turns blue when cold if you can't tell when beer is cold maybe you shouldn't drink at all
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