How Often Do You Masturbate?

**Donger** · 11-03-2007, 06:30 PM

I was discussing this topic with my neighbor while our kids were playing today, and she said, "Errr, not very often." I said, "that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month." That seems about right for happily married folk.

But, what about you?

Discuss.

Sure-Oz · 11-03-2007, 06:33 PM

Never, i have a gf

**Donger** · 11-03-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Never, i have a gf

Having a girlfriend = not masturbating?

Sure-Oz · 11-03-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Having a girlfriend = not masturbating?

sex or masterbation hmmm....

**Donger** · 11-03-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

sex or masterbation hmmm....

Well, they aren't always around.

Hootie · 11-03-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

sex or masterbation hmmm....

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

Sure-Oz · 11-03-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

Jerk off on her right?

eazyb81 · 11-03-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

I still do that.

**QuikSsurfer** · 11-03-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

sex or masterbation hmmm....

you don't have to cuddle after you **** yourself.

JohninGpt · 11-03-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

you don't have to cuddle after you **** yourself.

And I've never had to try to talk myself into it, or told myself I had a headache, or a period, or I was too tired.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-03-2007, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

you don't have to cuddle after you **** yourself.

It tends to take a lot less time too.

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-03-2007, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Never, i have a gf

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not doing it...

**Rain Man** · 11-03-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not doing it...

There is a third type: people who have hooks for hands.

JohninGpt · 11-03-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

There is a third type: people who have hooks for hands.

They make prosthetic hands, which is probably alot like sitting on your hand til it falls asleep. Pretend someone else is doing it.

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