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Old 05-30-2008, 12:46 AM   Topic Starter
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I just discovered that you can't pee and sneeze at teh same time.
So, if anyone is doing any science experiments or doing any marketing research.

you can add this to your data.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:56 AM   #2
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Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:13 AM   #3
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Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...
I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:20 AM   #4
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I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out
What happened? Did you cough after you wiped but before you let go of the toilet paper?
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:04 AM   #5
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You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you can piss with your eyes open or closed.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:05 AM   #6
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Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:11 AM   #7
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Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.
My gift to the Science of Urination is that there is some value that increases the degree of movement from your body as a whole to the general pubic area exponentially. Damned if I don't know the actual number.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:21 AM   #8
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It's because your brain knows, you might blow your asshole out. It says..."stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now"
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:46 AM   #9
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Not a poop thread but it gets honorable mention.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:40 AM   #10
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It's because your brain knows, you might blow your asshole out. It says..."stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now"
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:00 AM   #11
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you can't piss and scratch your ass at the same time either...which is bullshit because i like to multi task
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:50 AM   #12
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I try to avoid starting pissing if I feel a sneeze coming. Sometimes it comes quickly though. And yes, it's impossible. Sneezing is really quite a violent act.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:37 AM   #13
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If your body allowed you to sneeze and piss with your eyes open you would probably get piss in your eye.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:44 AM   #14
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:13 PM   #15
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Why aren't you wearing you're tampon ?
I think we've got a new smaque entry: the ungrammatical double entendre. Here, we see Hog Farmer making skillful use. Notice how he enquires as to why the target isn't wearing a tampon while simultaneously saying, "You are tampon." Well played.
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