Beer Heaven

[CosmicPal]

That Miller Lite commercial is lame. I can only imagine men everywhere are saying to themselves, “That’s not even close to my idea of Beer Heaven!” So, what is your idea of Beer Heaven?

Mine:

An enormous low-lit tavern with high ceilings and private booths nestled on the beach with a patio deck. There is always a star-filled night sky with a full moon and shooting stars. The weather is always perfect and the sand feels like crystals between your toes.

The bar will have the following:
- State-of-the art TVs showing every football game and sporting event to my liking.
- A roomy poolroom with solid oak pool tables and cues that never break.
- A jukebox loaded with all of my favorite music.
- High back stools with leather seats.
- Fresh seafood and KC style BBQ
- A live stage hosting my favorite bands. Remember, this is Heaven, so one night it may be Jimi Hendrix, another night it may be The Doors, and other night, it may be the Beatles or Pink Floyd- you get the idea. It’s Beer Heaven dammit.

Beer, of course, would be free, and it wouldn’t be that Miller Lite crap- it would be some of the richest brews brewed up by a world renowned brew master.

The only men allowed are my closest buddies. And, of course, the tavern is filled with some of the most beautiful and engaging women in the world.

There’s a private bathroom, a private hot-tub, and a private bedroom. Hey, it’s beer heaven! I’d never leave!

And lastly, there’s no such thing as a hang-over in Beer Heaven. Drink up!

[irishjayhawk]

I don't know. Everything seems acceptable in the commercial except that they presume Miller Light - or, rather, any Miller product - would be the beer featured in beer heaven. No chance in hell.

[seclark]

Beer heaven?

My own personal iced down keg(brand is irrelevant) and a catheter.
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[Rausch]

Originally Posted by seclark

Beer heaven?

My own personal iced down keg(brand is irrelevant) and a catheter.
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Yeeaaah. Um...I'm going to have to go with the big angry Hitler NEIN on the catheter.

When I hear "Yes Mr. Rausch, we're going to jab this tube up yer' penis so's you don't have to get up to use the re-" I don't think it's miller time.

I think I'd have to toss my unopened can of brew betwix their eyes with as much velocity as I can muster before I GTFO...

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by irishjayhawk

I don't know. Everything seems acceptable in the commercial except that they presume Miller Light - or, rather, any Miller product - would be the beer featured in beer heaven. No chance in hell.

I beg to differ on the whole Miller Lite issue.

Damn fine product.

[whatsmynameagain]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If you're a woman.

Or 16.

whatever, great taste less filling, world beer cup, along with being an all natural pilsner, you can't go wrong.


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[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If you're a woman.

Or 16.

I assume that's why I've seen more than one pick on this very board of you drinking it.........

[chasedude]

Beer Heaven? A liver that never fails... A gut that doesn't form...

[Bugeater]

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by GoBo

Put that crap on her back. All those taps and kegs are blocking access to her "goodies".

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by GoBo

That would make keg stands real fun

[RJ]

Originally Posted by GoBo

Suicide bomber?