Dear Abby

thehead · 10-12-2000, 11:01 AM

Dear Abby,
I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst is
married to a
transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing
and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently
serving a none parole life sentence in Attica, for the rape & murder of a
teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington
Remand Center on charges of incest
with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time
"working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has
recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible
and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiancee utilizing her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer
them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the
streets and, hopefully, away from the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her
into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her, but I
really am worried. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Raider fan?

Signed: Worried about my reputation<BR>

JOhn · 10-12-2000, 11:04 AM

dont tell her right away... slowly introduce her to football, and the AFC west. Watch her reactions when she sees the games, and go from there [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

LOLOL

wutamess · 10-12-2000, 11:05 AM

Dear Worried,

Never diverge any "unnessecary" information if at all possible. Claiming to have family that are true Raider fans is WORSE than blowing up a bus full of nuns. Just keep in mind she only has a short time to live and will only resent you if you tell her the truth. Let her pass away with a little bit of dignity. It would CRUSH her if she found out...

Yours truly,
Abby

[img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

thehead · 10-12-2000, 11:12 AM

I saw this and could not resist [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] I've been reading this board and the "other" one for over a year now and thought about jumping in.

Wade
hoping he's accepted with open arms [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

mcnall · 10-12-2000, 11:20 AM

ROTFLMAOWTFME

I stole this and passed it on to a Raiders fan.

JOhn · 10-12-2000, 11:37 AM

hiya wade!

welcome to the board! there are good people here, and should make you feel at home!
kcmax

wutamess · 10-12-2000, 12:00 PM

Weird people too... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img], we should get along just fine...

thehead · 10-12-2000, 12:02 PM

kcmax,
Thanks for the welcome mat...

Wade

if I have to hear one more Packer fan blame it on injuries I'm gonna scream!!! [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/mad.gif[/img]

10-12-2000, 12:03 PM

dear raider fan,

As a sane and rational person, I can only tell you that I'd rather be caught humping a goat and giving it a reach around at Disneyland on Gaypride day than admit to anyone that I was a raiderfan.

*F*U,
Abby

Raiderhater · 10-12-2000, 12:05 PM

WisChief...Hilarious! Welcome, by this post, I can tell you'll fit in nicely.

Tom_Barndts_Twin · 10-12-2000, 12:05 PM

i dont see anything wrong w/goats...
sec

Warrior5 · 10-12-2000, 12:09 PM

Wade,

That's probably the best entrance somebody has made to the board! Welcome.......

LMAO.

Cormac

**sd4chiefs** · 10-12-2000, 01:07 PM

Very good post, Wade. I just forwarded it to about 20 people. I love Raida week as much as I hate the Raida's.

AZ
#79

**DaKCMan AP** · 10-12-2000, 01:11 PM

WisChief - Funny stuff... Next time a pack fan complains about injuries just tell them that is what happens when your players get old.

thehead · 10-12-2000, 01:40 PM

morphius
Yea, I've said that a few times, still they complain and complain... I can't remember where I read it, but someone said something about Ron Wolf updating his resume "Hired 2 loosing coaches 2 years running" something like that. Wonder what our boy Ken thinks of Mr Wolf now. By the way, who's the Packers' head coach... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] his name slips me now?

Wade

------------------
if I have to listen to one more Packer fan blame it on injuries I'm gonna scream!!!

10-12-2000, 11:01 AM	Topic Starter
thehead still a fu#king KC fan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ashdown AR Casino cash: $10004900	Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a none parole life sentence in Attica, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, away from the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her, but I really am worried. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Raider fan? Signed: Worried about my reputation<BR>
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10-12-2000, 11:04 AM	#2
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	dont tell her right away... slowly introduce her to football, and the AFC west. Watch her reactions when she sees the games, and go from there [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] LOLOL
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10-12-2000, 11:05 AM	#3
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5261637	Dear Worried, Never diverge any "unnessecary" information if at all possible. Claiming to have family that are true Raider fans is WORSE than blowing up a bus full of nuns. Just keep in mind she only has a short time to live and will only resent you if you tell her the truth. Let her pass away with a little bit of dignity. It would CRUSH her if she found out... Yours truly, Abby [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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10-12-2000, 11:12 AM	#4
thehead still a fu#king KC fan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ashdown AR Casino cash: $10004900	I saw this and could not resist [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] I've been reading this board and the "other" one for over a year now and thought about jumping in. Wade hoping he's accepted with open arms [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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10-12-2000, 11:20 AM	#5
mcnall Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fairfax VT Casino cash: $10004900	ROTFLMAOWTFME I stole this and passed it on to a Raiders fan.
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10-12-2000, 11:37 AM	#6
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	hiya wade! welcome to the board! there are good people here, and should make you feel at home! kcmax
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10-12-2000, 12:00 PM	#7
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5261637	Weird people too... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img], we should get along just fine...
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10-12-2000, 12:02 PM	#8
thehead still a fu#king KC fan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ashdown AR Casino cash: $10004900	kcmax, Thanks for the welcome mat... Wade if I have to hear one more Packer fan blame it on injuries I'm gonna scream!!! [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/mad.gif[/img]
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10-12-2000, 12:03 PM	#9
Mark M [BornChiefs] Guest Casino cash: $	dear raider fan, As a sane and rational person, I can only tell you that I'd rather be caught humping a goat and giving it a reach around at Disneyland on Gaypride day than admit to anyone that I was a raiderfan. FU, Abby
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10-12-2000, 12:05 PM	#10
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $1902021	WisChief...Hilarious! Welcome, by this post, I can tell you'll fit in nicely.
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10-12-2000, 12:05 PM	#11
Tom_Barndts_Twin Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	i dont see anything wrong w/goats... sec
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10-12-2000, 12:09 PM	#12
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $9044010	Wade, That's probably the best entrance somebody has made to the board! Welcome....... LMAO. Cormac
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10-12-2000, 01:07 PM	#13
sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8820445	Very good post, Wade. I just forwarded it to about 20 people. I love Raida week as much as I hate the Raida's. AZ #79
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10-12-2000, 01:11 PM	#14
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6714952	WisChief - Funny stuff... Next time a pack fan complains about injuries just tell them that is what happens when your players get old.
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10-12-2000, 01:40 PM	#15
thehead still a fu#king KC fan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ashdown AR Casino cash: $10004900	morphius Yea, I've said that a few times, still they complain and complain... I can't remember where I read it, but someone said something about Ron Wolf updating his resume "Hired 2 loosing coaches 2 years running" something like that. Wonder what our boy Ken thinks of Mr Wolf now. By the way, who's the Packers' head coach... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] his name slips me now? Wade ------------------ if I have to listen to one more Packer fan blame it on injuries I'm gonna scream!!!
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